sminmorph
@sminmorph.bsky.social
Minneapolis -----> Saint Paul
formerly: hey bear
currently: doing my dishes
formerly: hey bear
currently: doing my dishes
I got these boots back in July or something, extremely nice maybe red wing? Just has some marking from a bootmakers union on them.
anyway I melted down some beeswax and diluted it with mink oil and some paint thinner and it made these boots go and entire amber shade deeper in color
anyway I melted down some beeswax and diluted it with mink oil and some paint thinner and it made these boots go and entire amber shade deeper in color
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got these boots back in July or something, extremely nice maybe red wing? Just has some marking from a bootmakers union on them.
anyway I melted down some beeswax and diluted it with mink oil and some paint thinner and it made these boots go and entire amber shade deeper in color
anyway I melted down some beeswax and diluted it with mink oil and some paint thinner and it made these boots go and entire amber shade deeper in color
Fun local history on the catfishing today
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fun local history on the catfishing today
Hooked up the blast burner outside and made a big ass pot of curry
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hooked up the blast burner outside and made a big ass pot of curry
I can't fucking believe they still have this thing fenced off
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I can't fucking believe they still have this thing fenced off
Just looked at who these guys are and its the most divorced guys you've ever seen, what if Lake Woebegone was racist shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just looked at who these guys are and its the most divorced guys you've ever seen, what if Lake Woebegone was racist shit
Trying to figure out what the hell this is
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trying to figure out what the hell this is
this entire area on Snelling is a fucking death trap on foot, it doesn't get much better, you can only really cross safely at Selby (still insanely busy) and Grand (better)
The cars still barely let the busses move around!
The cars still barely let the busses move around!
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
this entire area on Snelling is a fucking death trap on foot, it doesn't get much better, you can only really cross safely at Selby (still insanely busy) and Grand (better)
The cars still barely let the busses move around!
The cars still barely let the busses move around!
Ruth street near minnehaha & om the gold line road east of earl
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ruth street near minnehaha & om the gold line road east of earl
Look at this nice ass trail
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Look at this nice ass trail
Last time i used my turkey burner i forgot the regulator part actually did something extremely important and it took me 30 minutes to fry a piece of chicken to temp
Lesson learned this time, these turned out crazy nuts perfect
Lesson learned this time, these turned out crazy nuts perfect
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Last time i used my turkey burner i forgot the regulator part actually did something extremely important and it took me 30 minutes to fry a piece of chicken to temp
Lesson learned this time, these turned out crazy nuts perfect
Lesson learned this time, these turned out crazy nuts perfect
Frying the midnight chicken
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Frying the midnight chicken
Dude they straight up don't make em like they used to
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dude they straight up don't make em like they used to
Genuinely what you should be rooting and tooting for
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Genuinely what you should be rooting and tooting for
Eating my freaking jibarito (fried green plantain sandwich)
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Eating my freaking jibarito (fried green plantain sandwich)
Ah lest we forget the terrible Skechers ai ads everywhere
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ah lest we forget the terrible Skechers ai ads everywhere
We've lost contact with McDonald's Russia
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We've lost contact with McDonald's Russia
Joliet is a normal city
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Joliet is a normal city
for the ammunition they were using, 1kg neutron bomb in the small circle is like, 3rd degree burns instantly, you're probably dead if you're not in fortified shelter underground, the big circle is you live painfully week if you're not underground
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
for the ammunition they were using, 1kg neutron bomb in the small circle is like, 3rd degree burns instantly, you're probably dead if you're not in fortified shelter underground, the big circle is you live painfully week if you're not underground
Two albino squirrels hanging out with each other on Sherburne Ave? More likely than you think
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Two albino squirrels hanging out with each other on Sherburne Ave? More likely than you think
I found this old 1974 (july, specifically) Schwinn suburban for 25 bucks and it roughly fits me, finally got it broken down and ran about 75% of the parts through the ultrasonic cleaner so far, still need to get the frame outside and clean the rust out of the headaet and in general
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I found this old 1974 (july, specifically) Schwinn suburban for 25 bucks and it roughly fits me, finally got it broken down and ran about 75% of the parts through the ultrasonic cleaner so far, still need to get the frame outside and clean the rust out of the headaet and in general
bought an old schwinn suburban i've been working on refurbishing and finding some good stuff
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
bought an old schwinn suburban i've been working on refurbishing and finding some good stuff
This is fucking terrible
No spice, all szechuan
No spice, all szechuan
September 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is fucking terrible
No spice, all szechuan
No spice, all szechuan
Browsing the All For Sale page on Craigslist
August 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Browsing the All For Sale page on Craigslist