Kerri
@smirkintermagant.bsky.social
Gen X af. Hobbies include: sarcasm, arthritis, petting animals, unnecessary punctuation, insolence, reading glasses, fighting fascism, and pretending my Subaru is a 1970 ‘Cuda.
Congratulations again to 90s band Live for being possibly the only non-lesbians to use the word “placenta” in a song.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Congratulations again to 90s band Live for being possibly the only non-lesbians to use the word “placenta” in a song.
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Is Larry Ellison a scam?
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Is Larry Ellison a scam?
Oh, you’re “not political”? I’m gonna need to see proof that you’ve never voted.
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Oh, you’re “not political”? I’m gonna need to see proof that you’ve never voted.
Sorry I'm late. I accidentally smiled at a man and had to spend the next 20 minutes trying to lose him.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Sorry I'm late. I accidentally smiled at a man and had to spend the next 20 minutes trying to lose him.
Prison scene, "The Silence of the Lambs" take one:
Anthony Hopkins: Quid quo pro, Clarice?
Director: Not quite
AH: Quod pro quid, Clarice?
Director: Try again
AH: Squid por que, Clarice?
Director: What the
AH: Tit for tat, Clarice?
Director: Definitely not
Anthony Hopkins: Quid quo pro, Clarice?
Director: Not quite
AH: Quod pro quid, Clarice?
Director: Try again
AH: Squid por que, Clarice?
Director: What the
AH: Tit for tat, Clarice?
Director: Definitely not
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Prison scene, "The Silence of the Lambs" take one:
Anthony Hopkins: Quid quo pro, Clarice?
Director: Not quite
AH: Quod pro quid, Clarice?
Director: Try again
AH: Squid por que, Clarice?
Director: What the
AH: Tit for tat, Clarice?
Director: Definitely not
Anthony Hopkins: Quid quo pro, Clarice?
Director: Not quite
AH: Quod pro quid, Clarice?
Director: Try again
AH: Squid por que, Clarice?
Director: What the
AH: Tit for tat, Clarice?
Director: Definitely not
Me, a wartime soldier:
Day 1: (excited) Omg this is so fun! Pew pew hahaha!
Day2: (terrified) I didn't think there'd be quite so much violence and death.
Day 3: (deep in the Cambodian jungle) Martin Sheen has been dispatched to terminate my command- with extreme prejudice.
Day 1: (excited) Omg this is so fun! Pew pew hahaha!
Day2: (terrified) I didn't think there'd be quite so much violence and death.
Day 3: (deep in the Cambodian jungle) Martin Sheen has been dispatched to terminate my command- with extreme prejudice.
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Me, a wartime soldier:
Day 1: (excited) Omg this is so fun! Pew pew hahaha!
Day2: (terrified) I didn't think there'd be quite so much violence and death.
Day 3: (deep in the Cambodian jungle) Martin Sheen has been dispatched to terminate my command- with extreme prejudice.
Day 1: (excited) Omg this is so fun! Pew pew hahaha!
Day2: (terrified) I didn't think there'd be quite so much violence and death.
Day 3: (deep in the Cambodian jungle) Martin Sheen has been dispatched to terminate my command- with extreme prejudice.
Seems like the peaceful protests aren’t working. Lemme know when you guys are ready to start hurling feces like a bunch of angry monkeys
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Seems like the peaceful protests aren’t working. Lemme know when you guys are ready to start hurling feces like a bunch of angry monkeys
“My Favorite Ornaments: An Origin Story” Part 1
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“My Favorite Ornaments: An Origin Story” Part 1
Getting old and arthritic is cool because every time I get up and start walking, I go from Verbal Kint to Keyser Soze and man what a rush
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Getting old and arthritic is cool because every time I get up and start walking, I go from Verbal Kint to Keyser Soze and man what a rush
Help! My husband won’t let me have a Post Malone Christmas ornament because “you’re in your 50s” and “what is wrong with you anyway?”
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Help! My husband won’t let me have a Post Malone Christmas ornament because “you’re in your 50s” and “what is wrong with you anyway?”
Get in, bitch. We’re going to Costco
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Get in, bitch. We’re going to Costco
ADHD is always expensive because you’re either: Blithely Forgetful (forget to pay bills, what is a bill?) or Anxious Forgetful (forgot you paid the mortgage, so you pay it again).
#adhd #adhdadults #taxbreaksforusidiotsplease
#adhd #adhdadults #taxbreaksforusidiotsplease
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ADHD is always expensive because you’re either: Blithely Forgetful (forget to pay bills, what is a bill?) or Anxious Forgetful (forgot you paid the mortgage, so you pay it again).
#adhd #adhdadults #taxbreaksforusidiotsplease
#adhd #adhdadults #taxbreaksforusidiotsplease
Omg, I was laughing so hard until remembered our prez is a pedophile
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Omg, I was laughing so hard until remembered our prez is a pedophile
After a tomcat is neutered he’s a timcat. I don’t know why, but it works
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
After a tomcat is neutered he’s a timcat. I don’t know why, but it works
The gang on their way to a hike.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The gang on their way to a hike.
I am so fucking chalant right now
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am so fucking chalant right now
A food pantry where you trade guns for food
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A food pantry where you trade guns for food
The best part about hiking with a cat is that men won’t talk to me
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The best part about hiking with a cat is that men won’t talk to me
Got some pretty cool hiking buddies right here
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Got some pretty cool hiking buddies right here
All I want for Christmas is the Epstein files
October 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All I want for Christmas is the Epstein files