Chris James Smith
@smithjameschris.bsky.social
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Aspiring creative and mensch. Writer of the sixth funniest Christmas cracker joke of 2020. He/him.
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This from @realgdt.bsky.social talking about 'Frankenstein' is so good.
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You know the one simple trick that fix Britain? Stop being taken in by charlatans who say there's one simple trick to fix everything, rather than, y'know, a lot of hard work to fix things properly.
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@lastexittonowhere.bsky.social - a movie and TV-inspired clothing brand that I love - recently sent me a David Fincher shirt as a giveaway prize.

To express my gratitude, I made this... commercial?

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Maybe it was the Chewy Decimal System.
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It appears they won't be moving forward with my application.

"This is just the beginning, and there may be future opportunities as we grow.

Stay connected by following us on social media @PremWrestling and keep an eye on PremierWrestling.co.uk (coming soon)."

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"I want to piss in your boots, and your ears. I want to eat your children."
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This ticks boxes, many boxes.
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I've been known to enjoy putting a hat on a hat, so why not both?

Piggy wanted to direct (and star in) West Side Story with Kermit, but almost everyone has already learned Grease. Zegler thought she was playing Sandy, and Piggy's having none of it.

The Sharks and Jets have to race for pink slips.
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Zegler might come back for it.

I also can't quite explain it, but I feel like Pepé is destined to be a main Shark.

"For a small fee in America, okay?"
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It's a minor complaint, but I wish John Williams' original score featured more in James Gunn's Superman.

However, the fact that it complements scenes like this warms my heart; that heroic optimism that I love shines through.

Spoilers for Superman, I suppose: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-FL...
Superman: Title Card & Battle v Kaiju - With John Williams' Theme
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
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If you do find your name, go here to file to get your money!

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Almost forgot that it's #Swordtember!

I can't draw, but I love the premise. Feel free to share your finest blades.
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24 hours later, and my email has bounced back. Just a little tickly cough, nothing to worry about.

I've tried again on Indeed. Watch this space.

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In 2022, two amateur screenwriters pledged to complete the Dark Universe of monster movies that Universal abandoned.

It started as a joke. It became an obsession.

This is their story.
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We Finished the Dark Universe (All 30 Parts of It)
YouTube video by Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?
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Aaah, go on then.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Screenshot of 'Recent Activity' from the Letterboxd app, showing the last four films that I have watched and reviewed: Blue Velvet, Heart Eyes, Lurking Fear and The Fantastic Four: First Steps
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