Joshua Smith
@smithmachine.bsky.social
Policy Director, @budget.senate.gov / @merkley.senate.gov
188 members of the House just put forward "'The Don' payment program" and I think I just died of second-hand embarrassment
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
188 members of the House just put forward "'The Don' payment program" and I think I just died of second-hand embarrassment
This explains… everything?
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This explains… everything?
I have a feeling that people are going to be smashing that unsubscribe button
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have a feeling that people are going to be smashing that unsubscribe button
"President Trump’s chief of staff said she tried to get him to end his 'score settling' against political enemies after 90 days in office, but acknowledged that the administration’s still ongoing push for prosecutions has been fueled *in part* by the president’s desire for retribution."
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"President Trump’s chief of staff said she tried to get him to end his 'score settling' against political enemies after 90 days in office, but acknowledged that the administration’s still ongoing push for prosecutions has been fueled *in part* by the president’s desire for retribution."
In a million years, you would never guess that this tirade is about…. fonts.
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In a million years, you would never guess that this tirade is about…. fonts.
I… uh… don’t think the developers of New York’s new soccer stadium have read the book?
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I… uh… don’t think the developers of New York’s new soccer stadium have read the book?
Chat: "If you’d be happy with a clean, accurate, AI-generated schematic map (showing all terminals, concourses, and future expansions), I can produce that as an image."
Also Chat:
Also Chat:
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chat: "If you’d be happy with a clean, accurate, AI-generated schematic map (showing all terminals, concourses, and future expansions), I can produce that as an image."
Also Chat:
Also Chat:
Sometimes, justice is best served cold (cuts)
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes, justice is best served cold (cuts)
Hungry to learn more about every layer and condiment of this trial
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hungry to learn more about every layer and condiment of this trial
Would be news to Russ Vought
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Would be news to Russ Vought
Happy Bat Week to all who celebrate!
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Bat Week to all who celebrate!
Thinking this more and more
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thinking this more and more
lol nothing matters
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
lol nothing matters
14 hours in, Sen. Merkley is still going strong.
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
14 hours in, Sen. Merkley is still going strong.
Why yes I’ve always been a fan of the [reminds self who’s playing the Dodgers next] uhhh Blue Jays
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why yes I’ve always been a fan of the [reminds self who’s playing the Dodgers next] uhhh Blue Jays
Go Niners. And also kittens.
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Go Niners. And also kittens.
"We'll see what we can do"
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"We'll see what we can do"
