MAGA ❤️ assymetrical warfare. E.g., Netanyahu’s 50 to 1 ratio of dead Gazans to dead Israelis, or Putin’s ratio of 1000 to 1 kidnapped children.

So if DJT was forced into court for a week, 50 Dems must be put in prison.

I assume if the wife of a MAGAn slaps her man, she gets beaten like a piñata

Novel opinion: #FantasticFour needed Ben Grimm to be the movie’s Rocket (Raccoon) as he was for much of Lee-Kirby. Not so haunted yet.

We needed flashcuts of Ben at Reed and Sue’s podium jawboning or wisecracking about Reed’s latest plan (esp warps/teleportation)

Not sure why the liberal media is upset that DJT is accusing BHO of “treason.”

From what we know of Trump’s treatment of the treasonous, he’s probably getting ready to change the name of a military base to Fort Obama

Sure. True.

Also, hearing DJT say “get over it!” is like hearing Batman say “let’s kill all those kids.” It goes against everything he says and does. All DJT does is litigate the past and persecute “enemies.” Like Obama.

We’re in Trump’s ballpark now, he just doesn’t like this game

So, the SDPD is punching people in the head and kneeing them in the side while they’re face down? This is ridiculous. I’m so tired of seeing videos like this of cops abusing their power.

“I’ve been sitting here so long
Wasting time
Just staring at the phone”
- Phil Collins, “One More Night,” 1984

****Phil knew****

The pitch:

DEXTER is in Los Angeles taking revenge on all the studio executives who never offered any non-Dexter roles to Michael C. Hall

This has always been the GOP's strategy:

1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.

2) Explode deficits

3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.

4) Repeat.

The most heartbreaking moment in pop music, because of context, is in “Woman,” when the music rises an octave as John Lennon sings,

“So let me tell you, again and again and again…I love you…now and forever, I love you, now and forever”

I break every time

Stuck in the middle without Michael

After AI lets you do (non porn, non violent) videos of famous people, I assume the first such viral video will be Jeff Bridges, Jeff Daniels, Jeff Goldblum, and Jeff Probst in a restaurant kitchen saying, over and over in cuts, “Yes, Jeff!”

We’ve seen this movie before

It’s Die Hard, when Holly says “after all your pretty speeches, you’re nothing but a common thief”

Only in this case, the thief is DJT, and after a lot of pretty speeches, he’s stealing America’s future, via more debt, more war, more dead Americans

Stage 1: high profile political assassination

Stage 2: people on X rush to blame the left

Stage 3: they’re quiet for a week because they see they made no sense

Stage 4: back to 2 (e.g. “liberals shot at Trump”)

So let’s all enjoy Stage 3 now while we can

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