Don't think it's right to lie but also don't think my boss really wants to know that the reason I'm running late is there was a cricket stuck in my tub and then once I caught it I had to get my robe so I could put it outside only it's really hard to put on a robe while holding a cricket, and... yeah

I put too much product in my hair so now it looks super greasy, but no one else seems to think that’s a “close the library early”- level emergency.

Guy in line at the bank with his phone on speaker, loudly explaining to his buddy how he was doing co-parenting wrong.

I happened to make eye contact and he immediately pulled me into the conversation, asking me to give his friend my take.

Which was great because I did have some notes.

Oh I think this place will suit us just fine.