beans
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Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
I literally begged my mom not to call and text me over and over because I was up late and wanted to sleep until my alarm went off on Christmas so she of course texted me six times about nothing then called twice
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I literally begged my mom not to call and text me over and over because I was up late and wanted to sleep until my alarm went off on Christmas so she of course texted me six times about nothing then called twice
Zach is so obsessed with earbuds that if I buy myself some he's like yes sick thanks! one set makes cute anime girl noises and two sets are baby pink cus I thought maybe I could have a dedicated pair for myself but I haven't put them in my ears in forever and just bought myself a wired pair lol
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Zach is so obsessed with earbuds that if I buy myself some he's like yes sick thanks! one set makes cute anime girl noises and two sets are baby pink cus I thought maybe I could have a dedicated pair for myself but I haven't put them in my ears in forever and just bought myself a wired pair lol
Seven pairs of earbuds on your bedside table is crazytown
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Seven pairs of earbuds on your bedside table is crazytown
Zach has SEVEN sets of earbuds just within my view from my side of the bed and that's insane he has a problem I think
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Zach has SEVEN sets of earbuds just within my view from my side of the bed and that's insane he has a problem I think
Nobody thinks I'm as funny as I do
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nobody thinks I'm as funny as I do
My husband has this habit of lying in bed after bathing and we're running late so I'm tryna gently be like hi we have so many things to do so I was like okay grandpa joe I've got the golden ticket and I'm so mad he didn't get it cus I thought I was very funny
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My husband has this habit of lying in bed after bathing and we're running late so I'm tryna gently be like hi we have so many things to do so I was like okay grandpa joe I've got the golden ticket and I'm so mad he didn't get it cus I thought I was very funny
i'm never doing anything sketchy i don't want my husband to know about so he's chill to access any of my devices or whatever whenever he wants but my browser history is just embarrassing, a lot of second life slurls and searching "none pizza left beef" in 2025
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm never doing anything sketchy i don't want my husband to know about so he's chill to access any of my devices or whatever whenever he wants but my browser history is just embarrassing, a lot of second life slurls and searching "none pizza left beef" in 2025
Tbh there's like a 50/50 chance that I'm me or I'm Marilyn Monroe and yeah I just got the bad coin flip I could've been like Marilyn Monroe and captivated others in such a way that people who didn't even know me/weren't even alive at the same time had photos of me in their homes etc
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Tbh there's like a 50/50 chance that I'm me or I'm Marilyn Monroe and yeah I just got the bad coin flip I could've been like Marilyn Monroe and captivated others in such a way that people who didn't even know me/weren't even alive at the same time had photos of me in their homes etc
Life sucks so much, this world just isn't for me. I'd have been kept in an attic and/or slowly died of neglect back in the day. I know it's cringe to long to be born in an earlier time but man that sounds delightful. I shouldn't be here. I don't belong.
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Life sucks so much, this world just isn't for me. I'd have been kept in an attic and/or slowly died of neglect back in the day. I know it's cringe to long to be born in an earlier time but man that sounds delightful. I shouldn't be here. I don't belong.
I have zero self esteem left tbh
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I have zero self esteem left tbh
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only half my brones are bacon
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
only half my brones are bacon
I really just want to fucking die but I guess I'll just get way too high and sleep until I can't.
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I really just want to fucking die but I guess I'll just get way too high and sleep until I can't.
My whole life is just treading water and I just wanna stop swimming lol
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My whole life is just treading water and I just wanna stop swimming lol
I'd love to include a book about growing up in my youngest nephews Christmas gift but unfortunately he's 14 and still can't read
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'd love to include a book about growing up in my youngest nephews Christmas gift but unfortunately he's 14 and still can't read
Zachary and I name our pipes which is always fun but we have one named Derek and I love that because there's so many opportunities to say things like "Derek and I are going to bed"
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Zachary and I name our pipes which is always fun but we have one named Derek and I love that because there's so many opportunities to say things like "Derek and I are going to bed"
I get why people would question a relationship between a 100 year old man and a 56 year old woman but idk I could see genuinely loving Dick Van Dyke. And like what's he supposed to do, not like he could find somebody his age that could keep up with him lol
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I get why people would question a relationship between a 100 year old man and a 56 year old woman but idk I could see genuinely loving Dick Van Dyke. And like what's he supposed to do, not like he could find somebody his age that could keep up with him lol
Zach left the rats cage open so we had to find them and put them back in their cage and I found them both in a box and grabbed Pea first and she BIT ME for the first time ever and it hurt my feelings more than anything lol
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Zach left the rats cage open so we had to find them and put them back in their cage and I found them both in a box and grabbed Pea first and she BIT ME for the first time ever and it hurt my feelings more than anything lol
Onion sleeps harder than any dog I've ever seen. We have been checking to see if she's asleep or dead for her whole life lmao. It takes forever to wake her up and you can literally like move her around and she will stay asleep.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Onion sleeps harder than any dog I've ever seen. We have been checking to see if she's asleep or dead for her whole life lmao. It takes forever to wake her up and you can literally like move her around and she will stay asleep.
I say the quiet part out loud a lot and people either really love or really hate that
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I say the quiet part out loud a lot and people either really love or really hate that
All you have to do to make it feel more like Christmas morning than just a day you have to force yourself to get up and do chores if you're Zach and I is buy a cherry craft soda from the liquor store to try and say you can't have it until you're both up and ready for chores
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
All you have to do to make it feel more like Christmas morning than just a day you have to force yourself to get up and do chores if you're Zach and I is buy a cherry craft soda from the liquor store to try and say you can't have it until you're both up and ready for chores
So far the documentary I'm watching is hilariously horrendous, I love it so much
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
So far the documentary I'm watching is hilariously horrendous, I love it so much
I downloaded some terrible free streaming app on my fire stick and all of this looks fucking terrible I cannot wait to watch it all
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I downloaded some terrible free streaming app on my fire stick and all of this looks fucking terrible I cannot wait to watch it all
We just be sayin shit and I love that
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
We just be sayin shit and I love that
The transition to and from the shower is really hard
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The transition to and from the shower is really hard
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🦀 Everything is Crab Public Playtest 2 is LIVE!!! 🎉
Jump in and play the newest build right now on Steam 👇
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#IndieGame #Roguelite #GameDev
Jump in and play the newest build right now on Steam 👇
store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/...
#IndieGame #Roguelite #GameDev
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
🦀 Everything is Crab Public Playtest 2 is LIVE!!! 🎉
Jump in and play the newest build right now on Steam 👇
store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/...
#IndieGame #Roguelite #GameDev
Jump in and play the newest build right now on Steam 👇
store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/...
#IndieGame #Roguelite #GameDev