OOOOHHHHHHH, BEST o LUCK wit ur COMMISHUNS, sweetie~

FUGGIN LUV ur TOONISHLY-ABSURD ARTWURK, ur TOONSURD STYLE o THICC, PLUMP, n EVEN PHAT-PHLATED FURS, jus TRIGGURS da DUMMYTHICC-n-CHUBBYCHASIN INSTINKTS WITHIN me, OOOKOOOK EEEKEEEK EEEK EEEEEK~!

MMMMMPH, DONT 4GET ur BOOBS STANKIN o GREASY DARKMEAD n MUNKEMILK bein CANON AT DIS POINT TOO, KEKEKKEKEKE~

n imma ALSO ALWAYS LUV ur THICC BOTTOM LIP, its ALWAYS SO SOFT n JUICY tah SUCC ON B4 i MOVE ON tah TASTE DAT THROAT, HNNNNNNNNF~!

NNNNNNNNGGHOOOKOOOK OOOOOOK, NOW DIS IS WUT im TALM BOUT, FUUUGGGGGGGGGG, u LOOKIN HELLA FINE, B17CH~

WHY DONCHU COOM OVA HERE so i can CLIMB UP DAT TREETRUNK-THICC A55 n PUNCH muh BOOTLIPS GAINST ur DSL's while im TIDDYFUGGIN U wit muh CAWK BAWLSDEEP INSIDE ur PURPUL PLUMCAKE, OOOK OOOK OOOOK~!

FUUUGGGG, FISHB17CH SIDON~! bet hes VERY TALENTED @ 8BAWL, EVEN w/ his BHM BODY n his GIGANTIC GLUTGUT~

n i GOT a MUCH BETTA TRICK dan DAT, n it DOES INVOLVE SHOVIN BAWLS INSIDE a TITE HOLE, w/ muh POOLSTICC bein da 1ST INVITED, n it AINT da TABUL im TALM BOUT~!

ALSO, HAPPY BELATED BDAY, cappy~!

OOKOOOOOK, LOOKIT MORGY IN HIS RED FIT, SHOWIN DAT THICC SHORTSTACK BODY~!

such a BAAAAAAD KITTY, TRYNA LOOK ALL NAWTY n DEVIOUS, KNOWIN ERRY SECUND PASSIN wit me GAZIN AT HIM AMPLIFIES muh INNUR PRIMALRAGE tah CLAP n PLAP DEM CHEEKS til he ENDS UP bein MISTAKEN fo a CHICK wit a PREGGO BELLY~!

HAHAHAHA, LOOKIT HOW PHAT DIS DUMB KITTY IS~! jus HYPNO'd into FULFILLIN his NATURE o bein a LAZY PHATPHUGG who jus EATS ALL FUGGIN DAY, LOST in his HEDONISTIC WAYS, like ALL FELINES END UP DOIN~!

n ALSO, cappy SPIDDIN BARS~? MMMMPH, WUNDA WHOS MOUFS WETTUR--URS, OR MORGYS~? KEKEKEKEKEKK~...

WHO SEZ i AINT, when i GOT dis BOMBSHELL o a WOLFB17CH HERE who finna INSTANTLY LET OUT da INNUR SLU7 in HUR wheneva i WHIP OUT muh COLOSSAL CHAWKLET CHOPSTICC~?

n NICE DRESS by da WAY, cappy~ NOT ONLY U LOOK GUUUUD AF IN IT, it ALSO LOOKS LIKE a GR8 "CONDOM", OOOK OOOOOK~

HNNNFUUUGGGG, LOOKIT DIS HAYOOG, THICC AF mewtwo~!

like GYATTDAYUM, i KNO HELLA POKEMON AINT GUNNA b a MATCH GAINST HUR when dey get SPELLBOUND by her T1DD13Z n TUMMY~!

but AS fo HUR, CHANCES R she finna get ADDEEKTED when i FORCEFEED HUR MILKBAGS n GLUTGUT muh MUSTY MUNKEEMILK, KEKEKEKEKKEKE~

MO LIKE DEEZ r da "DEFAULTS" tah da VANILLA VURSION, KEKEKKEKE~

like HELL FUGGIN YEEEEH, i WANT muh BOIS bein WALKIN-N-BREATHIN LOCKURROOMS, PITS jus WET wit SWEDSAUCE, n FUUGGGGG, its SOOO HAWT HOW hes EVEN a BUSTYBOI, LEAKIN his YUMMY BREASTMILK OUTTA dem HAIRY, GLISTENINWET PECT1DD13Z, NNNNGGH~!

The fun alts for those non-boring peeps. :3

WAIT WTF, is DIS EDGAR~? da SPACE COCKROACH~? IF SO, den FUUUGGG, OOOOOOK~ u DID a GR8 JOB DRAWIN DIS BEEG BEEFY BUG, iggi~

n HELL YEEH he can CLIMB INTO BED, its NOT EVEN muh BED, n it AINT EVEN muh HOME, ANYWAY~ im SURE WHOEVA OWNS DIS PLACE WONT MIND a MUNKEE n a BUG SWEDDIN UP deir MATTRESS~

UH-HUH, as i XPECTED from a DUMB ORC~ CANT THINK fo HIMSELF, GOTTA HAVE his BEEG, STOOPID, PHAT, HARD CAWK THINK fo HIM INSTED~

i bet if i SPANKED DAT LEAKY TIP wit muh OWN JUICY DEEKSKULL, ud INSTA-GUSH PROJECTILE PRE UPON IMPACT, HUH~?

SURE, im OVA a MONF L8 REPLYIN tah DIS, but DOES it RLY MATTA when it COOMS tah PHAT, SEXY, MATURE BEARS like URSELF~?

n u LOOK NICE WITOUT ANY PANTS, iggi~ NICE tah SEE da PHAT FACUET o where u MAKE ur OWN MILK fo ur COOKIES, KEKEKEKKEK~

Pantsless alt for fun. uwu