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Samoon
@smoonet.bsky.social
Ethical misanthrope, so if I let y’all in, y’all better not fuck up. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Animal lovers. TV junkie. Stand-up lover. Hope we’re gonna turn this place into Twitter 2.0. 😆 Fuck you, Elon. 🖕
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En fait, il bouge quasiment pas/ avance trèèèèès lentement mais la force du courant d'eau donne l'impression qu'il glisse dessus. 😉
May 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Same here! and even after the 3rd time, just when I was about to watch it again, it *finally* clicked! 💡
This would've bothered me aaaaaall day fr, y'all don't even know... 😅😅🙈
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
37 min.
October 29, 2023 at 10:12 PM
About fucking time too.
October 14, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Ouuuuh, I think we’re finally getting that castle, B! 🥳
October 11, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Yeah, and they’re gonna love my why-am-I-holding-these-meds moments, did I just take them or was I about to? The suspense is just riveting, innit??
October 11, 2023 at 9:58 AM
Get rid of it. Problem solved. Next.
October 10, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Now that I think about it maybe he was just dyslexic. 🤷🏻‍♀️😆
October 10, 2023 at 7:22 AM
*giggles* you, lemon *giggles even more* 🤭

Y’all have the best insults, Istg. Someone got called a melon last time and I almost pissed myself. 🤣🤣🤣
October 10, 2023 at 7:18 AM
I’m no psychic but I feel like ER doctors are going to hate this shit. 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 9, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Same! We could be the next big influencers lmao. 😆

Hope we can post videos soon tho.
October 9, 2023 at 3:24 PM