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Chicago based writer who can be fun at parties sometimes.
Democrats need to figure out that though they are now in the minority across the board, they still have the power that they were elected to have and should be showing it off and fully using it at every opportunity.
February 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Democrats need to figure out that though they are now in the minority across the board, they still have the power that they were elected to have and should be showing it off and fully using it at every opportunity.
You could have come from a loving two parent household and still sing along to When Doves Cry.
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You could have come from a loving two parent household and still sing along to When Doves Cry.
I take a special joy in watching all of these celebrities and politicians try to play off actual racism, fascism, and antisemitism with their posts and press statements.
They wholeheartedly thought that they really ate with there responses but were sadly mistaken.
They wholeheartedly thought that they really ate with there responses but were sadly mistaken.
January 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I take a special joy in watching all of these celebrities and politicians try to play off actual racism, fascism, and antisemitism with their posts and press statements.
They wholeheartedly thought that they really ate with there responses but were sadly mistaken.
They wholeheartedly thought that they really ate with there responses but were sadly mistaken.
Not trying to poke fun at addiction but if you’re a member of Congress and you show up drunk to cast a vote, that’s one thing. If you’re the Secretary of Defense and you have access to the nuclear weapons’ codes and you show up drunk to work, that’s a whole problem.
January 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Not trying to poke fun at addiction but if you’re a member of Congress and you show up drunk to cast a vote, that’s one thing. If you’re the Secretary of Defense and you have access to the nuclear weapons’ codes and you show up drunk to work, that’s a whole problem.
Some reminders: We don’t want to make Canada, Greenland, or Panama. Trump wants to those countries for what I’m positive are nefarious and utterly stupid reasons.
We just want equality and free or affordable healthcare. It’s not a mystery.
We just want equality and free or affordable healthcare. It’s not a mystery.
January 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Some reminders: We don’t want to make Canada, Greenland, or Panama. Trump wants to those countries for what I’m positive are nefarious and utterly stupid reasons.
We just want equality and free or affordable healthcare. It’s not a mystery.
We just want equality and free or affordable healthcare. It’s not a mystery.
January 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The Lindy Li heel turn is similar to the Lilly Gaddis affair. I’m just disappointed in the sheer laziness. You need to put the ground work in for at least a little while before you switch over.
December 25, 2024 at 12:17 AM
The Lindy Li heel turn is similar to the Lilly Gaddis affair. I’m just disappointed in the sheer laziness. You need to put the ground work in for at least a little while before you switch over.
The scene in the Dark Knight Rises where, instead of reading Gordon’s letter to the public, Bane reads the letter that Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote to him. You’re welcome.
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 AM
The scene in the Dark Knight Rises where, instead of reading Gordon’s letter to the public, Bane reads the letter that Pete Hegseth’s mom wrote to him. You’re welcome.
This is America.
December 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
This is America.
It is extremely telling that the response to a CEO being killed, while an actual tragedy, is being met with the lived realities of gun violence and terrible healthcare coverage. And, of course, now is not the proper time to talk about how those issues affect the rest of us on a daily basis. 🤷🏾
December 7, 2024 at 6:52 PM
It is extremely telling that the response to a CEO being killed, while an actual tragedy, is being met with the lived realities of gun violence and terrible healthcare coverage. And, of course, now is not the proper time to talk about how those issues affect the rest of us on a daily basis. 🤷🏾
Always up for a good time.
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Always up for a good time.
Time for my yearly #MassEffect run through.
November 29, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Time for my yearly #MassEffect run through.
Can we take a moment to consider the phrase “concepts of thoughts and prayers”? When Trump originally slipped up, he was thusly clowned on the internet.
Now that he won, he thought the beef was over and that we had to respect him. And then we all laughed and pointed down and said “what are those?”
Now that he won, he thought the beef was over and that we had to respect him. And then we all laughed and pointed down and said “what are those?”
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Can we take a moment to consider the phrase “concepts of thoughts and prayers”? When Trump originally slipped up, he was thusly clowned on the internet.
Now that he won, he thought the beef was over and that we had to respect him. And then we all laughed and pointed down and said “what are those?”
Now that he won, he thought the beef was over and that we had to respect him. And then we all laughed and pointed down and said “what are those?”
I love how the right likes to say that the reason that we’re snowflakes is because we let Trump get under our skin and we shouldn’t take him seriously, and that not enough people counter that argument with, “You know it’s not good or normal for you to have to say that about your leaders, right?”
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I love how the right likes to say that the reason that we’re snowflakes is because we let Trump get under our skin and we shouldn’t take him seriously, and that not enough people counter that argument with, “You know it’s not good or normal for you to have to say that about your leaders, right?”
Just sitting here randomly thinking about the fact that, at one point in our country’s history, having a duel was completely normal. No one was like, “Can’t we just intensely hate each other for the rest of our lives?”
November 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Just sitting here randomly thinking about the fact that, at one point in our country’s history, having a duel was completely normal. No one was like, “Can’t we just intensely hate each other for the rest of our lives?”
The Gaetz/McCarthy beef needs to be studied. And then promptly laughed at.
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 AM
The Gaetz/McCarthy beef needs to be studied. And then promptly laughed at.
“Alas, it was not the first time I saw someone get tossed off a bus, and I know that it shan’t be the last.”
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
“Alas, it was not the first time I saw someone get tossed off a bus, and I know that it shan’t be the last.”
Kamala Harris ran a campaign of joy and hope and gracefully conceded after losing the election. The thing that infuriates me is knowing that the other side will still absolutely and shamelessly continue to lie on her and say that she didn’t.
November 7, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Kamala Harris ran a campaign of joy and hope and gracefully conceded after losing the election. The thing that infuriates me is knowing that the other side will still absolutely and shamelessly continue to lie on her and say that she didn’t.
I think the way to fix politics would be to automatically have all of your debts cancelled after you’re democratically elected. That way no one has financial leverage over any particular candidate. Or something like that 🤷🏾
October 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I think the way to fix politics would be to automatically have all of your debts cancelled after you’re democratically elected. That way no one has financial leverage over any particular candidate. Or something like that 🤷🏾
It’s almost as if we would have more money for vital services if we made the top 1% pay their fair share in taxes as a start. But, hey.
October 8, 2024 at 4:44 AM
It’s almost as if we would have more money for vital services if we made the top 1% pay their fair share in taxes as a start. But, hey.
Byron Donald’s has definitely said the phrase, “I’m just doing what I have to, my brother” to someone at least once in his life.
October 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Byron Donald’s has definitely said the phrase, “I’m just doing what I have to, my brother” to someone at least once in his life.
Remember to check in on your millennial friends and family. In our lifetimes, we’ve seen Hulk Hogan perform a heel turn into a bigot and Ice Cube go from F**k the police to tax cuts for the rich aren’t that bad.
September 2, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Remember to check in on your millennial friends and family. In our lifetimes, we’ve seen Hulk Hogan perform a heel turn into a bigot and Ice Cube go from F**k the police to tax cuts for the rich aren’t that bad.
If you’re wondering if something is a scam online, just read the comments. If there are more than five “Nice try Diddy” comments, then you know what time is it.
August 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
If you’re wondering if something is a scam online, just read the comments. If there are more than five “Nice try Diddy” comments, then you know what time is it.