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-"why did they make the mouths capable of feeling pain??"
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
-"why did they make the mouths capable of feeling pain??"
Answering Vanilla Extract on a poll is a Tumblr meme.
The origin comes from a poll that was made for ingredients in a cake, to see what kind of messed up cake people would create by ingredient ratios, and the most selected ingredient, by far, was vanilla extract
The origin comes from a poll that was made for ingredients in a cake, to see what kind of messed up cake people would create by ingredient ratios, and the most selected ingredient, by far, was vanilla extract
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Answering Vanilla Extract on a poll is a Tumblr meme.
The origin comes from a poll that was made for ingredients in a cake, to see what kind of messed up cake people would create by ingredient ratios, and the most selected ingredient, by far, was vanilla extract
The origin comes from a poll that was made for ingredients in a cake, to see what kind of messed up cake people would create by ingredient ratios, and the most selected ingredient, by far, was vanilla extract
Why are the Democrats doing this? Offering candidates like this is why we're in this mess to begin with. Why can't they find someone who actually wants Americans to have better lives than we do right now?? Why do they want to fail???
The answer is no, I don't support him
The answer is no, I don't support him
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why are the Democrats doing this? Offering candidates like this is why we're in this mess to begin with. Why can't they find someone who actually wants Americans to have better lives than we do right now?? Why do they want to fail???
The answer is no, I don't support him
The answer is no, I don't support him
He doesn't seem like a nice Derek at all, to me
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He doesn't seem like a nice Derek at all, to me
I'm caught on the phrase "messed up complex origami". I do mildly complicated origami, and I was not aware it was a widespread hobby? Also, complex origami is hard! Who's out there whipping Satoshi Kamiya's Bahamut out like it's nothing??
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm caught on the phrase "messed up complex origami". I do mildly complicated origami, and I was not aware it was a widespread hobby? Also, complex origami is hard! Who's out there whipping Satoshi Kamiya's Bahamut out like it's nothing??
Thank you, I love it
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thank you, I love it
So, did you warn the Chosen One to get an Uber instead of drunk driving tonight, so she doesn't crash her car and get the debilitating injury that will make saving the world much harder, like you were supposed to?!
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So, did you warn the Chosen One to get an Uber instead of drunk driving tonight, so she doesn't crash her car and get the debilitating injury that will make saving the world much harder, like you were supposed to?!
Where is planning to get all the energy to launch a million people (and many, many tons of equipment) into space? It's called the "Tyranny of the Rocket Equation", not the "We Change Physics Through Economic Monopoly Rocket Equation"
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Where is planning to get all the energy to launch a million people (and many, many tons of equipment) into space? It's called the "Tyranny of the Rocket Equation", not the "We Change Physics Through Economic Monopoly Rocket Equation"
Or! (This is just spitballing) Plants were invented/discovered because occasionally people through-out history have just been mildly magical, and they isolated the "genes" for that and made the Plants. So Milly is just a little, teensy bit an angel, naturally occuring
October 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Or! (This is just spitballing) Plants were invented/discovered because occasionally people through-out history have just been mildly magical, and they isolated the "genes" for that and made the Plants. So Milly is just a little, teensy bit an angel, naturally occuring
I assume the planet Gunsmoke has less magnetosphere than Earth so baseline humans just get mutated, separate from the purposeful gene modification. Some grow to 50 feet tall, some are quietly super strong, like Milly
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I assume the planet Gunsmoke has less magnetosphere than Earth so baseline humans just get mutated, separate from the purposeful gene modification. Some grow to 50 feet tall, some are quietly super strong, like Milly
The people in FF7R are so beautiful it's a little frightening. They have just enough of "human" physical flaws to seem like flesh and blood, but are otherwise anime-uncanny pretty.
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The people in FF7R are so beautiful it's a little frightening. They have just enough of "human" physical flaws to seem like flesh and blood, but are otherwise anime-uncanny pretty.
Possum Kingdom is my favorite song that isn't *actually* about vampirism but basically is
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Possum Kingdom is my favorite song that isn't *actually* about vampirism but basically is
Ya'll haven't watched The Greasy Strangler yet!!! It rhymes with The Mangler it's time!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ya'll haven't watched The Greasy Strangler yet!!! It rhymes with The Mangler it's time!!!!!
Yeah that's the guy
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah that's the guy
This picture is amazing and delightful
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This picture is amazing and delightful
A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible is my number one, (I mentally classify The Funnest Thing To Do as Cloudball) but the runner-up is Leisure Town
September 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible is my number one, (I mentally classify The Funnest Thing To Do as Cloudball) but the runner-up is Leisure Town
Thank you for posting this! I wanted to add to that thread of good news but I couldn't find the research talking about it
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thank you for posting this! I wanted to add to that thread of good news but I couldn't find the research talking about it
Thankfully, hair doesn't regrow so you'll never have to do that again!
Hooray!!!
Hooray!!!
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Thankfully, hair doesn't regrow so you'll never have to do that again!
Hooray!!!
Hooray!!!
Looks like Ren is going for "the little death" of the dragon prince. Don't think the people who sent him will accept that, but then again, they should come and s(lay) the dragon themselves if they're so picky
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Looks like Ren is going for "the little death" of the dragon prince. Don't think the people who sent him will accept that, but then again, they should come and s(lay) the dragon themselves if they're so picky