Steve☕️
smsnotwork.bsky.social
Steve☕️
@smsnotwork.bsky.social
I'm a LOT older than you think I am.

Disclaimer: I don’t know anything about anything. 🚫No DMs please. Coffee, Cooking, Sports, Humor/Fun
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You may have figured this out about me, but this is how my brain works...

Image belongs to Steve the Otter
My attitude towards winter!
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I think if I ever saw something like this, I'd go into shock!
Had an amazing elephant encounter in Zambia & Botswana this April. This road crossing went on for 14 mins. I took 600 stills before grabbing iPhone for video

Couldn’t
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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This warmed my little writing heart 🥹.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Amazing show!
May 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I did make a trip this month, so that explains the high volume of miles!
May 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Potato chips are a vegetable.

Follow me for more #nutrition tips!
May 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This place had pretty specific issues
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Such a powerful song! open.spotify.com/track/0c3fJd...
Dear Agony
Breaking Benjamin · Dear Agony · Song · 2009
open.spotify.com
May 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did anyone else ever wonder why the guns in Galaxy Quest look like sub sandwiches?
May 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
🎶Say goodbye
As we dance with the Devil tonight
Don't you dare look at him in the eye
As we dance with the Devil tonight🎶
May 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
WTF is this voodoo?!?!? Bullshit, that's what it is!!!
When your new table is cat proof.. 😂
May 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I made food.
May 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Tell people you love them as much ch and as often as you can. You’ll never regret telling them too much. You might regret telling them too little, though.
February 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
April 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
April 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pants are dumb. My goal in life is to live in a place where I'll never need to wear pants again. So far, the only place I can find is the nursing home, so I guess I'll be moving into Shady Acres!
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Johnny would have had a case if he lost to the devil. He cheated by adding the band of demons.
April 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM