Simon Robinson
@smurfomatic.bsky.social
Northampton Saints fan working at Bletchley Park. All posts are my own views. Occasional touch rugby person at Northampton Touch. Mini Marcos owner. Edugeek.
Such a massive leap forward from the previous lazy report writing tricks, like "comment banks". At least now you can spend much more time doing those immaculate lesson plans, that definitely don't just get written when OFSTED visit.
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Such a massive leap forward from the previous lazy report writing tricks, like "comment banks". At least now you can spend much more time doing those immaculate lesson plans, that definitely don't just get written when OFSTED visit.
"I'm not a judge, I'm an auctioneer with a large wig collection" 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"I'm not a judge, I'm an auctioneer with a large wig collection" 🤣
Glad to see you made sure they had a gavel on view, proper courtroom look
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Glad to see you made sure they had a gavel on view, proper courtroom look
No professional football team should ever lose a game to a pro team. You train all week, don't have to worry about holding down another job - often with manual labour - and yet every week in the football leagues, full time teams lose to pro teams. It's disgraceful.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No professional football team should ever lose a game to a pro team. You train all week, don't have to worry about holding down another job - often with manual labour - and yet every week in the football leagues, full time teams lose to pro teams. It's disgraceful.
Definitely a need for Health & Safety too, hunting is dangerous and need to prevent accidents
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Definitely a need for Health & Safety too, hunting is dangerous and need to prevent accidents
If you cook it at 180 degrees, isn't it upside down?
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If you cook it at 180 degrees, isn't it upside down?
Landlords won't be able to do that, they're far too busy refusing service to people who are drunk, under Section 141 of the Licencing Act 2003.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Landlords won't be able to do that, they're far too busy refusing service to people who are drunk, under Section 141 of the Licencing Act 2003.
Works on hinges and minges
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Works on hinges and minges
Dumping his Mum will definitely help him become a better serial killer
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dumping his Mum will definitely help him become a better serial killer
That could develop into some kind of standoff...
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
That could develop into some kind of standoff...
Whole company version of British Bulldog, perfect way to de-stress an take out some petty revenge on Brian from Sales...
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Whole company version of British Bulldog, perfect way to de-stress an take out some petty revenge on Brian from Sales...
Also, never upset Finance (they handle your invoices and pay your wages)
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Also, never upset Finance (they handle your invoices and pay your wages)
No it's not - using the sword in revenge was why OP is no longer a teacher...
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
No it's not - using the sword in revenge was why OP is no longer a teacher...
Retired tools home, or "eBay" as everyone else calls it
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Retired tools home, or "eBay" as everyone else calls it
If only someone would invent some sort of electrically powered blanket to do this job...
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If only someone would invent some sort of electrically powered blanket to do this job...
Exactly. After all, you can buy a house on Mayfair for £400.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Exactly. After all, you can buy a house on Mayfair for £400.
All of London's just like this, isn't it? No difference where you are in the Great Wen.
a man talking to a young boy with the words i 'm a little bit woooh
ALT: a man talking to a young boy with the words i 'm a little bit woooh
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December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
All of London's just like this, isn't it? No difference where you are in the Great Wen.
If your cat's not cheating on you with the neighbour, it's because they found out Maureen at no 27 is a softer touch.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If your cat's not cheating on you with the neighbour, it's because they found out Maureen at no 27 is a softer touch.
That's pronounced "Raymond Luxury Yacht"
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That's pronounced "Raymond Luxury Yacht"
It's pronounced "Keith"
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's pronounced "Keith"