Greg Bovino is 5' 2"
@smwsofficial.com
I can't write whimsical comics while my fellow Americans are being abducted and murdered by ICE. Focused on resistance. For the MAGA ilk - USMC 0311, Cop in SOCAL, worked on Death Row in AZ, Fed LE, nearly retired. Powerlifter, Uniformed for 40+ years.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"I'm doing what now?"
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"I'm doing what now?"
@icegov.bsky.social we welcome Santa Monica Goebbels and his ilk to our happy place.
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
@icegov.bsky.social we welcome Santa Monica Goebbels and his ilk to our happy place.
Santa Monica Goebbels for the win.
January 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Santa Monica Goebbels for the win.
How dare you! I'm 6' 3", 220, and bench 280!
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
How dare you! I'm 6' 3", 220, and bench 280!
Repost from Reddit
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Repost from Reddit
Not for nothing, but the oil in Venezuela isn't ripe for the pickin'. There's a reason it's still there.
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Not for nothing, but the oil in Venezuela isn't ripe for the pickin'. There's a reason it's still there.
The moon told me it was okay." 🌚🧀
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The moon told me it was okay." 🌚🧀
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Caught her in the kitchen at 1 AM. Her defense is solid: Celestial bodies judge less than husbands do.
(And yes, check the pajamas. The raccoons are spreading. 🦝)
#smws #shitmywifesays #nightcheese #raccoonlogic #marriagehumor #comics #relatable #aiart
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
Welcome to the official debut of SH*T MY WIFE SAYS.
My wife is brilliant, savage, and unfiltered. I’m just the guy lucky enough to document it. Follow along for the chronicle of accidental genius.
Welcome to the official debut of SH*T MY WIFE SAYS.
My wife is brilliant, savage, and unfiltered. I’m just the guy lucky enough to document it. Follow along for the chronicle of accidental genius.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
Welcome to the official debut of SH*T MY WIFE SAYS.
My wife is brilliant, savage, and unfiltered. I’m just the guy lucky enough to document it. Follow along for the chronicle of accidental genius.
Welcome to the official debut of SH*T MY WIFE SAYS.
My wife is brilliant, savage, and unfiltered. I’m just the guy lucky enough to document it. Follow along for the chronicle of accidental genius.
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Raccoon logic: It made sense in the dark and something probably got knocked over. 🦝
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
The official debut of SMWS. My wife is brilliant, savage, and usually right. I'm just here to document it.
#smws #comics #marriagehumor #raccoonlogic #aiart
She says it. I visualize it. 🎨 My wife drops quotes too good to lose. SMWS is the archive of her brilliance. No lazy husband tropes here—just a showcase of a woman who is wildly funny and the guy who loves her for it.
Warning: Contains high levels of savagery. ⚡️ #smws #comics #aiart
Warning: Contains high levels of savagery. ⚡️ #smws #comics #aiart
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM