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Technically we’re each just a big tube with limbs attached.
And their lawyers called.
February 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Literal actual person in that contraption.
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Yeah. It’s like comparing an inconvenient rainy day to hurricane Katrina.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Scientific Census; False.

Observer effect; measuring a quantum system changes it.
Wave-function collapse; measurement forces a definite state

The key rule, stated plainly: Quantum entanglement creates correlations, not messages. You can’t control outcomes, so you can’t communicate.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
THIS.
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think he has to create a fake reality just so he can look in the mirror in the morning.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Cuddle fish for me.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Hahaha! No joke
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Teehee. Love artists for this reason.
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I'm still convinced the admin is just posting units to strategic points across the US.
shrek is wearing a tin foil hat and smiling
ALT: shrek is wearing a tin foil hat and smiling
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Just gotta play their game; figure out how they're blackmailing each other, voila, checkmate.
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Hey now, kudos for being a good parent. ❤️
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
When they jacked Ent. D in season 4 lolol. Kirk and Picard; "Apologize later."
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Just as long as we can't fix the devices ourselves. Don't want to arbitrarily save money and the actual environment.
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I mean, right? What isn't I guess?
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Goddamit just checked literal numbers. You're right. So tempted to delete my comment, buuut....nah. I'll eat this one.
February 10, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Firstly, I don't ship a goddam thing anywhere. All I can do is shop thrift when I can. Everything else is way out of my control you simplistic couch judge.

I was making a commentary on hypocrisy;

Please put down your drink, re-read the article for correct context, attempt a new comment.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Looks like KR got caught with his briches ventilated.
February 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I figured the whole operation was a little light in the cartel gun battles. I think ICE is too chicken to take on cartels.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Yes! Let's globalize this sh1t. Would be hilarious if #Trump was the first American president to have an ICC warrant for his arrest. I know, astronomical chance, but then again, friggin DJT for president twice???? Just saying.
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Gotta giggle that folks are concerned about door bell cameras when most of us carry a laptop-grade computer with active gps, camera and microphone that constantly listen whereever we go. There are likey companies that know what my flatulence sounds like. Probably explains the Depends ads.
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM