Snackolotl (18+)
@snackolotl.bsky.social
Funny Axolotl online, 20 something from the Midwest, wretched yiff artist and mid-tier YouTuber. Bonehead certification from Skeletor himself. Hyperfixated on coin collecting, World of Warcraft, LEGO, and Minecraft. Achievement hunter, avid games enjoyer.
I have an idea for how to get more value out of the crests.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I have an idea for how to get more value out of the crests.
tiny dyson sphere
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
tiny dyson sphere
For those reading this, there's more than these two, I just got a Valdrakken chandelier.
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
For those reading this, there's more than these two, I just got a Valdrakken chandelier.
I'm not saying you have to be present every time you have to go shopping but for the love of all that is holy you will be SIGNIFICANTLY happier with your life if you are
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm not saying you have to be present every time you have to go shopping but for the love of all that is holy you will be SIGNIFICANTLY happier with your life if you are
"The illusion of choice" AKA op becomes a dissociated husk when making minor decisions such as what to eat for dinner
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
"The illusion of choice" AKA op becomes a dissociated husk when making minor decisions such as what to eat for dinner
I know Liminal Spaces aren't creepy for everyone, but a grocery store is by no definition liminal.
Shopping is not a "transitional" activity. You're so jaded and out of the moment and probably terminally isolated at this point that taking in the details is beginning to zonk the vibe.
Shopping is not a "transitional" activity. You're so jaded and out of the moment and probably terminally isolated at this point that taking in the details is beginning to zonk the vibe.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I know Liminal Spaces aren't creepy for everyone, but a grocery store is by no definition liminal.
Shopping is not a "transitional" activity. You're so jaded and out of the moment and probably terminally isolated at this point that taking in the details is beginning to zonk the vibe.
Shopping is not a "transitional" activity. You're so jaded and out of the moment and probably terminally isolated at this point that taking in the details is beginning to zonk the vibe.
consuming large amounts of slop and snorting like blubbering fools but also somehow being descended from some of the most powerful and dangerous animals in the entire animal kingdom
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
consuming large amounts of slop and snorting like blubbering fools but also somehow being descended from some of the most powerful and dangerous animals in the entire animal kingdom