Just Some Guy PFC, Antifa PNW Brigade 785
snadjit.bsky.social
Just Some Guy PFC, Antifa PNW Brigade 785
@snadjit.bsky.social
The flow of time is always cruel. Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it.
"Changed," absolutely.
"Improved," absolutely not.
Even his boot-lickingest sycophants can't manage to lie with the unshakeable confidence and volume that he can. Truth leaks out once in a while, always accidentally.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
She says, "I will always love you," then reaches into my mouth with her 14 fingered hand to pull a live puppy out of my lungs, which she presents as a gift. Grok totally knows how humans are formed, and how love works!
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by Just Some Guy PFC, Antifa PNW Brigade 785
If Biden had done this they'd be interrupting football games
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Who puts guards on a cemetary?
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I have a hideous, low-res copy of Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue burned to DVD. I've only ever watched it in large gatherings of people, and the reaction, from everyone, every time - is WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. Also, "Oh, yeah, CRACK! Now we're talkin'!" comes up /whenever/ drugs are mentioned.
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sorry to get all pedantic, but there's a significant typo in your message. It is actually spelled, "Let the E X E C U T I O N S begin..."
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My brain betrays me. I read "Laurie Anderson" getting credit for the theme song and my first reaction is, "Wait, what? Did the receptionist from WKRP go into a musical career after her dalliance with Burt Reynolds?"
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*slowly turns eyes over to the Switch 2 dock in the entertainment center, where the Switch used to be*

Oh my god. ..I'm trans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"I used to do drugs.
I /still/ do drugs, but I used to, too."
- Mitch Hedberg
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
What is this, Etsy? Well, it seems your witchcraft worked so thank you for a job well done!
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The most stunning blood clot you've ever seen, this doctor comes up, big guy, tears in his eyes, he says, "I have never seen such a beautiful hemorrhagic cerebrovascular incident, it's incredible!"
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Drake is a dark cloud to place over any silver lining.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Sources confirm that Mike Johnson sucks!
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Short film: *close in shot of Daramola's face as he says, "These guys are better than the dodgers..." While you can hear the sounds of fans chatting in the stands.
*Zoom out* - [Israel Daramola is at a little league game, nodding sagely]
-FIN-
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Look, kid - the mustache is great, but I'm STILL gonna need to see some ID before I can sell you ANYTHING.
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh, man - do you guys remember when we used to have that, ahhh.... what right was it? The one where we could say whatever the hell we wanted, even if some thin-skinned dipshit didn't like it, even if he was President of the United States? It was in the Constitution, right? Am I misremembering?
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Username checks out!
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hey, that's not fair. Her mind was broken before he even got to it!
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Look, if he keeps wandering off, we don't have to come get him. Just... Let him keep wandering. Let him go!
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ALL THE BELTS. Or you can do the same "I don't know how to put on suspenders" routine that Cyclops is rocking from the 90's cartoon!
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Let's be honest - ALL Cyclopses are Slutty Cyclopses. The skin-tight uniform with the yellow budgie smugglers on top? That's a slut move, right there.
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM