@snailsisabug.bsky.social
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We've become so desensitized to violence that nobody bats an eye when someone on TV says, I'll moidalize you nyuck nyuck nyuck
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It's cool to see reddit liberals fantasizing about a military coup. I bet it would be freaking epic bacon
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Sometimes I wipe without paper just to stay humble
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Today my coworker told me I need to have kids because there needs to be more white babies because white people invent everything. I will simply engage him in polite debate and change his mind with my well researched points
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Pretty messed up that I probably can't go to rodcon because my wife is donating a kidney. Very disappointing. Need to have a talk with her about selfishness and trying to live our values.
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Reading a reddit thread of people coming up with examples of/ideas for good ways white people can do blackface. 🙏✌️
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I avoided the story about two of my mom's childhood pets getting eaten by her dad's coworkers and that's why I grew up with LOTS of cats.
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Everybody was telling fun stories about their families around a fire tonight and the first one I thought of was when my mom got pistol whipped. Not because it's a fun story, but I can't think of fun ones. We mostly tell awful stories and laugh about how awful the story is.
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The event of the year
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🚂 RodCon 2025: Saturday September 20th, a Rodney Berry Train Adventure from LA to Oceanside 🏖️
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Wasabi chicken > sweet Curry burger
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I'll make a big pile of bacon and eggs one day if we share a house on vacation. It will taste only OK, but it'll be a lot of it.
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I put off my honeymoon so I could wait for Rod to stream again 😔
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Yeah basically. He said it was an accident and apparently the cop said if the guy had died there in the parking lot there would have been "a lot more paperwork and shit to deal with". So I assume there wasn't jail time or anything. Truly insane thing to tell anybody much less do.
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This kind of conversation is not rare in my industry. ESPECIALLY when it comes to homeless people. Heard lots of people talk about wanting to kill homeless people, though this was the first time someone had actually done it
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It's cool living in a liberal bubble with people who all work from home because they're like, "I think people are mostly good deep down" and this morning my boss happily/jokingly told me about the time he ran over a guy sleeping in the parking lot who died in the hospital from it.
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I am at peace. This toilet person has kind eyes and will guide me
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That goes for all my pals and roddogs
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If you ever need a change of scenery and can get up here, you're welcome to stay in our spare room. Just hit me up on discord and we can iron out the details
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I'd argue that having diarrheoa is cool
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What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
Surrounded
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- I sit on the toilet and dribble pee
- I get up and waddle to the sink with my pants still down
- I brush my teeth with my stuff out
- I sit back on the toilet and dribble more pee

This is the grindset mindset and it's not for the weak