Inspired by @tipcalculator.bsky.social and @wimble.bsky.social here's my dog that I came up with in high school.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Inspired by @tipcalculator.bsky.social and @wimble.bsky.social here's my dog that I came up with in high school.
[car hooter honks]
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
[car hooter honks]
New pfp and banner by @tipcalculator.bsky.social ! Get art!
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
New pfp and banner by @tipcalculator.bsky.social ! Get art!
Just a hoe picking boogers out of my nose. 🙏✌️
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Just a hoe picking boogers out of my nose. 🙏✌️
Hamilton? 👎
Hamburger? 👍
Hamburger? 👍
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hamilton? 👎
Hamburger? 👍
Hamburger? 👍
Terlit legit. Terlit legit to shit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Terlit legit. Terlit legit to shit.
I'm on toilet ✌️🙏
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm on toilet ✌️🙏
Books can't be porno because words are too smart
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Books can't be porno because words are too smart
It's time we blame bjork
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's time we blame bjork
We've become so desensitized to violence that nobody bats an eye when someone on TV says, I'll moidalize you nyuck nyuck nyuck
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We've become so desensitized to violence that nobody bats an eye when someone on TV says, I'll moidalize you nyuck nyuck nyuck
It's cool to see reddit liberals fantasizing about a military coup. I bet it would be freaking epic bacon
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's cool to see reddit liberals fantasizing about a military coup. I bet it would be freaking epic bacon
Sometimes I wipe without paper just to stay humble
September 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sometimes I wipe without paper just to stay humble
Today my coworker told me I need to have kids because there needs to be more white babies because white people invent everything. I will simply engage him in polite debate and change his mind with my well researched points
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today my coworker told me I need to have kids because there needs to be more white babies because white people invent everything. I will simply engage him in polite debate and change his mind with my well researched points
I am da pornkin king
September 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am da pornkin king
Pretty messed up that I probably can't go to rodcon because my wife is donating a kidney. Very disappointing. Need to have a talk with her about selfishness and trying to live our values.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Pretty messed up that I probably can't go to rodcon because my wife is donating a kidney. Very disappointing. Need to have a talk with her about selfishness and trying to live our values.
Reading a reddit thread of people coming up with examples of/ideas for good ways white people can do blackface. 🙏✌️
September 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reading a reddit thread of people coming up with examples of/ideas for good ways white people can do blackface. 🙏✌️
Everybody was telling fun stories about their families around a fire tonight and the first one I thought of was when my mom got pistol whipped. Not because it's a fun story, but I can't think of fun ones. We mostly tell awful stories and laugh about how awful the story is.
August 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Everybody was telling fun stories about their families around a fire tonight and the first one I thought of was when my mom got pistol whipped. Not because it's a fun story, but I can't think of fun ones. We mostly tell awful stories and laugh about how awful the story is.
The event of the year
🚂 RodCon 2025: Saturday September 20th, a Rodney Berry Train Adventure from LA to Oceanside 🏖️
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The event of the year
Doing research overseas
August 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Doing research overseas
I'll make a big pile of bacon and eggs one day if we share a house on vacation. It will taste only OK, but it'll be a lot of it.
August 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'll make a big pile of bacon and eggs one day if we share a house on vacation. It will taste only OK, but it'll be a lot of it.
I wish I was an epic pimp
July 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wish I was an epic pimp
I put off my honeymoon so I could wait for Rod to stream again 😔
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I put off my honeymoon so I could wait for Rod to stream again 😔
It's cool living in a liberal bubble with people who all work from home because they're like, "I think people are mostly good deep down" and this morning my boss happily/jokingly told me about the time he ran over a guy sleeping in the parking lot who died in the hospital from it.
June 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's cool living in a liberal bubble with people who all work from home because they're like, "I think people are mostly good deep down" and this morning my boss happily/jokingly told me about the time he ran over a guy sleeping in the parking lot who died in the hospital from it.
I'd argue that having diarrheoa is cool
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'd argue that having diarrheoa is cool
- I sit on the toilet and dribble pee
- I get up and waddle to the sink with my pants still down
- I brush my teeth with my stuff out
- I sit back on the toilet and dribble more pee
This is the grindset mindset and it's not for the weak
- I get up and waddle to the sink with my pants still down
- I brush my teeth with my stuff out
- I sit back on the toilet and dribble more pee
This is the grindset mindset and it's not for the weak
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
- I sit on the toilet and dribble pee
- I get up and waddle to the sink with my pants still down
- I brush my teeth with my stuff out
- I sit back on the toilet and dribble more pee
This is the grindset mindset and it's not for the weak
- I get up and waddle to the sink with my pants still down
- I brush my teeth with my stuff out
- I sit back on the toilet and dribble more pee
This is the grindset mindset and it's not for the weak