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spiritually, i am here
shark bite internet cable
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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saaame. most days i just wanna be like this:
a dog splooting
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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what’s wrong, honey? you’ve barely touched your H-E-B Birthday Cake Cheese Ball
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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when i hear a weird thing meow
cat staring intently
September 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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stolen from @ferrethandjobs.com who probably stole it from someone else
twitter screenshot of someone asking for the two lions fucking in the cockpit of the first plane to strike the twin towers on 9/11 falsely believing it has a self driving mod
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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here have this
burning bidoof "im dying squirtle" meme
September 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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glow in the dark bad dragon dildo
August 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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lol
a screenshot of a chat with ChatGPT5. Prompt: "How many times does the letter t appear in terrestrial? ChatGPT: "The letter t appears **three** times in "terrestrial."
August 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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the "im dying squirtle" panel from that "bidoof is on fire" comic
July 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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saw a bunch of taxidermy critters at a museum yesterday and thought of @indisaurus.bsky.social
coyote taxidermy a bunch of taxidermy critters taxidermy raccoon a fucked up taxidermy otter
June 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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😏
Breed & Co.
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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posted a picture of my new mouse in the group chat and the first response i got was “why does it look like a knot” 😭
an ergonomic mouse. it does kinda look like a dog knot i guess
June 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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chat are we doomed
skibidi toilet gacha toys
May 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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it’s time
photo of the kolache factory door
May 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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weed themed sub shop!!!
i got some subs from cheba hut with my future husbans and they look pretty dank ngl
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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UDP vs TCP diagrams but about dick pics
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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gimme sum of that dick bruna
a bunny with a cupcake or smth and the words “dick bruna”
April 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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the things i’ve seen…
engineering guy youtuber overlaid with a carbon chain
April 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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why does seatac airport have a gamer bar
sky gamerz, a gamer bar at the seattle airport
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i have made it
pint from vulpine taproom, the furry pub
January 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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at this point i just have it enabled for the meme value

(cc @fernacen.vulpi.net )
notification from bluesky with apple intelligence summary: “Fernacen needs one more hashtag for reach; hashtags are the opiate of the masses.”
January 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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(just engaged, not married yet, but w/e)
the "rachel and i are no longer dating" "thats' a horrible way of telling people we're married" twitter post but swapped with my fiancee and i
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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genmoji are soooo bad lmao 😭😭😭

what’s with that extra nose hole? what’s up with those pockets or that tie? WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS FOOT???????
a mediocre generative AI image of a gazelle in a white jacket standing in i guess a jungle, made with apple’s new image generator model
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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listen here, twink.
peach and her little twink
December 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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starfox for the snes dialgoue box from falco with the text "PLEASE CUM IN MY HOLE, FOX!!"
December 8, 2024 at 1:42 PM