snake pwusseye
snakepussy.bsky.social
snake pwusseye
@snakepussy.bsky.social
it's ash
watching tv at the barber and they're making white woman bibimbap
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Ate bibimbap last night and now I get it, fast food can be bibimbap or hamburger, the two kinds
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by snake pwusseye
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Loudly saying I didn't piss on the floor someone else did that when leaving the office bathroom so they know I didn't piss on the floor
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They're playing the original version of if the world was ending I'd wanna age play with u at this cafe and my brain briefly shut down
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I had a big food take online today but I won't post it again in detail because it made my head explode.

Social media has ruined both fine and casual dining irreparably.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
whiplash
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Reposted by snake pwusseye
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · Nov 14
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
getting started on here sucks so I'm too stupid to post
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If you had to choose between eating a strawberry textured apple or five apple textured strawberries which would you pick
July 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
tinted house windows
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
apologies to my wife who has had to hear me say insane things about the horse game I do not yet understand all day
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
thank you to @houraisan.bsky.social for calling a timtam a numtum or whatever the fuck she called it
July 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
damn it's wife week for 2 weeks
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm no longer a highly paid public servant so I can post the word cum online again
May 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by snake pwusseye
In Mr. Mosquito, The little heartbeat meter measures how safe you are. If it's in the green or yellow, feel free to suck away. Even if your victim starts scratching, you're still safe as long as the meter is green or yellow. As it becomes orange then red, you need to be more
careful.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Occult Crescent good
May 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@houraisan.bsky.social im on the we b site
May 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM