Snakesforhair
@snakesforhair.bsky.social
Snake-haired cryptid in a girl suit who believes that inanimate objects are jollier with googly eyes and pipecleaner arms.
I know they need it so that they can signal to people that they’re there, but the noise that electric vehicles make sounds like damned souls, moaning in harmony, haunting the streets.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I know they need it so that they can signal to people that they’re there, but the noise that electric vehicles make sounds like damned souls, moaning in harmony, haunting the streets.
Rob Zombie is just a spooky Dr. Seuss, isn’t he?
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Rob Zombie is just a spooky Dr. Seuss, isn’t he?
I am singing Eye of the Tiger to Winnie because she is the best kitty and loves singing. She’s purring so hard she’s going to vibrate into another dimension…I hope she takes me with her.
March 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I am singing Eye of the Tiger to Winnie because she is the best kitty and loves singing. She’s purring so hard she’s going to vibrate into another dimension…I hope she takes me with her.
Why is it most grownups are so SERIOUS?! Like, this is all made up and you are here choosing to pretend the world isn’t full of fucking magic? That’s the real blasphemy.
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why is it most grownups are so SERIOUS?! Like, this is all made up and you are here choosing to pretend the world isn’t full of fucking magic? That’s the real blasphemy.
I just set up automagic ticketing emails triggered by state changes in Asana and now I am just waiting like a gremlin for someone to fall into my trap (report a change request) so I can pounce (update the website)
March 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I just set up automagic ticketing emails triggered by state changes in Asana and now I am just waiting like a gremlin for someone to fall into my trap (report a change request) so I can pounce (update the website)
Someone at work said there was an apple loaf in the kitchen and I misheard it as apple oaf and I am now very disappointed. No new cryptid has dropped.
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Someone at work said there was an apple loaf in the kitchen and I misheard it as apple oaf and I am now very disappointed. No new cryptid has dropped.
DST Jet lag got you down? Try staring into the abyss, maybe flirt a bit, and eventually convince it to take you down with it.
March 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
DST Jet lag got you down? Try staring into the abyss, maybe flirt a bit, and eventually convince it to take you down with it.
Work continues to be both work and fun.
January 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Work continues to be both work and fun.
The best part of having these two is when they decide they are best friends.
January 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The best part of having these two is when they decide they are best friends.
My mom is the Christmas person in the family and I am definitely the grinchiest of grinches with absolutely no exception but two: The Muppets Family Christmas and Emmet Otter
That’s some festive af nonsense and I am here for it every year.
That’s some festive af nonsense and I am here for it every year.
December 6, 2024 at 11:18 PM
My mom is the Christmas person in the family and I am definitely the grinchiest of grinches with absolutely no exception but two: The Muppets Family Christmas and Emmet Otter
That’s some festive af nonsense and I am here for it every year.
That’s some festive af nonsense and I am here for it every year.
There’s pickle cotton candy and I am now imagining an AU Ian Malcolm cautioning a jolly Hammond who in turn is welcoming everyone to Vlasic Park with a little gherkin in his rock candy topped cane.
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
There’s pickle cotton candy and I am now imagining an AU Ian Malcolm cautioning a jolly Hammond who in turn is welcoming everyone to Vlasic Park with a little gherkin in his rock candy topped cane.
One of the many reasons I love my job.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
One of the many reasons I love my job.
Back on my bullshit, which of course requires E-6000 and googly eyes.
November 14, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Back on my bullshit, which of course requires E-6000 and googly eyes.
Every veterinary clinic ever: ok for a logo we need something that shows we treat all animals. Oh! How about a dog, but a dog that’s swallowed a cat that may have also swallowed a bird!
Also every veterinary clinic ever: but make the font FANCY.
Also every veterinary clinic ever: but make the font FANCY.
July 10, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Every veterinary clinic ever: ok for a logo we need something that shows we treat all animals. Oh! How about a dog, but a dog that’s swallowed a cat that may have also swallowed a bird!
Also every veterinary clinic ever: but make the font FANCY.
Also every veterinary clinic ever: but make the font FANCY.
If I was a mob boss, I wouldn’t use my power to make my underlings kiss my ring, but I would use it to make them kiss my forehead. It’s probably one of the many reasons I’m not a boss of any kind, let alone one for the mob. Also, maybe I should cut back on mob movies.
June 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
If I was a mob boss, I wouldn’t use my power to make my underlings kiss my ring, but I would use it to make them kiss my forehead. It’s probably one of the many reasons I’m not a boss of any kind, let alone one for the mob. Also, maybe I should cut back on mob movies.
Everyone hates on nature’s second most perfect carnival food, but it is sweet, salty, and fun and you can dress it up (ask me about my bear and boar sausage, root beer battered corn dogs) or dress it down (yelling at your corn dog is how you show it who wears the clown pants in the family)
December 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Everyone hates on nature’s second most perfect carnival food, but it is sweet, salty, and fun and you can dress it up (ask me about my bear and boar sausage, root beer battered corn dogs) or dress it down (yelling at your corn dog is how you show it who wears the clown pants in the family)
My family motto is “snacks before mayhem”
December 22, 2023 at 12:44 AM
My family motto is “snacks before mayhem”
Things I thought would be a bigger problem when I was younger: quicksand, soufflés falling, and I just remembered fruitcake
December 11, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Things I thought would be a bigger problem when I was younger: quicksand, soufflés falling, and I just remembered fruitcake
Mine is a lifestyle devoted to both solid aggregates of one or more minerals AND moving along a surface by revolving or turning over and over.
November 25, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Mine is a lifestyle devoted to both solid aggregates of one or more minerals AND moving along a surface by revolving or turning over and over.
We have an annular eclipse today and it’s accompanying cloud cover. A minor inconvenience that feels quaint and nostalgic next to all of our current horrors.
October 14, 2023 at 4:40 PM
We have an annular eclipse today and it’s accompanying cloud cover. A minor inconvenience that feels quaint and nostalgic next to all of our current horrors.
I love bugs, they are just weird little kittens with too many legs and their bones on the outside.
October 9, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I love bugs, they are just weird little kittens with too many legs and their bones on the outside.
Etsy: do you want 100 trinkets?
Me: I’m good.
Etsy: How about a crocheted yepyepyep monster?
Me: nah, still good.
Etsy: what about a realistic palomino headed hobby horse?
Me: … a what?
Etsy: IT’S ON SALE!
Low key want it tho…kinda goes with my mid-century toddler aesthetic.
Me: I’m good.
Etsy: How about a crocheted yepyepyep monster?
Me: nah, still good.
Etsy: what about a realistic palomino headed hobby horse?
Me: … a what?
Etsy: IT’S ON SALE!
Low key want it tho…kinda goes with my mid-century toddler aesthetic.
September 25, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Etsy: do you want 100 trinkets?
Me: I’m good.
Etsy: How about a crocheted yepyepyep monster?
Me: nah, still good.
Etsy: what about a realistic palomino headed hobby horse?
Me: … a what?
Etsy: IT’S ON SALE!
Low key want it tho…kinda goes with my mid-century toddler aesthetic.
Me: I’m good.
Etsy: How about a crocheted yepyepyep monster?
Me: nah, still good.
Etsy: what about a realistic palomino headed hobby horse?
Me: … a what?
Etsy: IT’S ON SALE!
Low key want it tho…kinda goes with my mid-century toddler aesthetic.
When you mis-hear the show you are watching and consider that being abducted by a Romanticore probably wouldn't be as bad as long as they don't have as many teeth as their cousins.
September 23, 2023 at 3:31 PM
When you mis-hear the show you are watching and consider that being abducted by a Romanticore probably wouldn't be as bad as long as they don't have as many teeth as their cousins.
My favourite thing about project management and video editing is looking at that timeline view. Creating order out of chaos is a powerful feeling even if it is only an illusion.
September 20, 2023 at 6:28 PM
My favourite thing about project management and video editing is looking at that timeline view. Creating order out of chaos is a powerful feeling even if it is only an illusion.
In the same vein as quicksand being less of and issue than tv wanted me to believe, it turns out jumping beans are just as disappointing…more like wiggle beans if you ask me.
August 22, 2023 at 4:04 AM
In the same vein as quicksand being less of and issue than tv wanted me to believe, it turns out jumping beans are just as disappointing…more like wiggle beans if you ask me.