(Psst, tactical life hack: old socks nearby to put on your barefeet as you walk to the shower)

Dem wrinkles, fuck yeah

i do not have titties specifically getting cum'd on but I have titties and then i have getting cum'd on. sorry the character is so weird LOL

+ Less intense and stressful than prepping my body for straight up oral and anal
+ Way safer in theory since I’m not on prep 😅 bad ik
+ I tend to wanna just worship the dong either way, this’d give me a good out
+ Prob attracts less tryhard annoying tops and more of my fellow gooner cockbrains??

I’d have my arsenal of lube, lotion, coconut oil & abolene (need to get these), strokers, a soft towel and warm water bottle for cleaning… maybe put on some porn, whatever they want

It’s basically just massage but very penis based, perfect for gooners to babble together about.