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Selina's Piggybank
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PERSONAL BANK OF @selinaslutsmelt.bsky.social COME MAKE A DEPOSSIT INTO HER BANK ACCOUNT. PLEASE GIVE HER ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
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Yeah yeaahh, you can BREATH when Mommy winss a game. Until-

FFRRTTT

-THEN, I'm not getting up from thisss chair. I've made myssself comfy for a gaming sesssh and a sesssh only endss on a win!

FfrfRFrrrrpptt!

...Better buckle up, looksss like our tank iss already...

BBRRAPPT!!!

...throwing.~
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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...Yeesh, already~? Ssomeone wasss ANTSSY to sspend.~
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Glad to ssee your money iss better ssspent on my rent, anonymous! Thankss for the Big Buy.~!
throne.com/selinaslutsmelt
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Oopss! Ssomehow, all of the optionss to pay me your cold hard cash dissappeared from my Throne. Don't worry, I've ssince fixed it! Go back to sspending.

Sserioussly, Mommy needss to take a friend out on a movie date. You're gonna foot the bill, aren't you~?
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Oh, don't mind me, I'm jussst gonna leave thiss pic of my masssive fucking pamper with an inconsspicuouss arrow pointing toward it here.

I'm sure you won't sstart ssalivating or become really really jealousss for ssome reasson. You're more resspectable than THAT... right~?
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Oopsss~! Looked like you rolled a Nat 1. That'sss two more failed death savesss, which meanss you're officially dead!

You know the houssse rulesss.~ $50 fee to make a new character, oooorrr you get to ssee if you're dead for REAL after an hour asss my chair.

Your choice.~
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Ya know what? I'll manifest it here.
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Hey. Ssstop pretending your a perssson and embrace what you really are.

Huh? No. I won't tell you what that isss. You know what it isss, insstinctually. You tell ME what it isss, losser.~ l

What are you any good for~?
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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Theft on the mind. Ssize theft, level theft, actual theft. Leave a ssstrapping adventurer a null lvl 1. brokebitch and find the next.

...courssse, when they're already ssso weak, the lasst remaining EXP iss basically free with your meal.~
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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Sssome lossserss aren't even cut out for being assss fat. They're besst left bound, gagged and blindfolded while hanging from the ceiling or ssstuck in a vacbed like a piece of modern art.

Don't worry, though, like that you'll make an exceptional urinal for lazy gamerssss.~
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Love the way sssome ssimpss get all eager when they hear my fat asss sssauntering into the room.

Esspecially cute when I grab their face, wedge it in ssaid fat asss, and ssit down for an hoursss long gaming sesssion.

Hope you don't need to-

FRFRRRPRPPTTT.~

-breathe.~
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Here'sss my fat asss. Now like the posst.~
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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I mean, lisssten, isss it REALLY my fault if your face iss sso cute and ssso fuckable with ssnake prejizz running down it that I can't help but sssee what you look like with a full throat and mussk-fogged lungsss?

You knew what you were doing when you ssstarted drooling!
January 10, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Ssimple reminder that Sselina iss a LOSSER and lossess a lot of confidence in persson...

You know, jusst after you're closse enough to be addicted to her sstench... Even then she'sss sstill got poor enough impulsse control to facefuck you until your fat and your face iss blue.~
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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Lisssten, your girlfriend isss happier in my nutss than she ever wass with you! Can't you hear all the activity in my big, broiling ssslut ssmelterss? Go in, lean down and lean in. Give it a lisssten and a sssniff...~

Yeah, of coursse there'ss room for another... For $50.~
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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The curssse of needing to sssleep but REALLY wanting to turn ssome lossser into a blushing, broke messss.

Uugghh.~
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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You know what's a cute niche? Micross.

Like, shrinking ssome cuck down to ssay, jar ssize and making them live out the next month in a sslowly rissing tide of gamer jerk. If they missbehave? Give it a shake.

Jusst uh, hope I don't think a REAL figurine iss way hotter than you.~
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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"Accidentally" sstumbling on my way up the stairsss and "accidentally" devouring ssixteen people between my cheekss. All that remainss iss a big, round, wet sstain at the bottom of the sstair well before I hurry my now-plump asss toward whatever it wass I wass doing.

Oopsss.~
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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Yeesh, I'm around for two sssecondsss and sssome will-lesss fartjar iss paying me everything in their bank jusst to huff my gasss.

Feelss-

FRFRRRrrRRPRPTTT~!

-Feelss good to be on top.~
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Misss me, sslutss~? Wasss a little bussy enjoying the holidayss with the people who actually matter- But don't worry! I haven't showered sssince I left. You can ssstart by putting your tongue between my cheekss and your wallet in my pursse.

Chop-chop, I don't have all year.~
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Oh, right, and Merry Chrisstmass or whatever, paycuckss.~ <3
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Every time I sstop posssting sso often, it'sss becausse my wallet iss fat. No other reasson.

Remember! Your mosst attractive quality iss your bank account!
December 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM