You do need to know who Gerry Adams is yes

Well done you

I just had a brain MRI a few weeks ago and I couldn't have moved if I wanted to. Do I think he was probably an asshole for those 45 minutes, sure. But I think he could be still enough to get it done. Or maybe he just fell asleep like he does everywhere else

jfc

Is this to the tune of Roxie Hart

Nibbling on his ear and whispering you only need three pieces of tape if you're doing it right

there's more than one in town (this one was driving like an asshole though)

I failed my first because I took "too deep a breath" before answering a specific question

Turd Fergeson is right

How woke is she?