did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even want to take you back
You could always just run for mayor of DC

My daughter had a similar issue. Much to the shock of a group of lovely old ladies at a National Trust property that had a clock in every room!