Stuart Delony
@snarkyfaith.bsky.social
Snarky Faith | Satire, faith, and late-stage capitalism.
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
https://amzn.to/4sp46Dh
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
https://amzn.to/4sp46Dh
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Today’s warning poster from the Tribulation files.
Don’t say you weren’t prepared.
January 13, 2026 — The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Don’t say you weren’t prepared.
January 13, 2026 — The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Turns out the world didn’t end—just civilization’s attention span. #RaptureTok is here, proving we’ll dance through literal fire if it gets us views. 💃 #ApocalypseCore
#RaptureTok and the Gospel of Escape
#RaptureTok isn’t about Jesus returning—it’s about Christians craving escape from the algorithmic hell they helped build. A critique of influencer faith, consumer Christianity, and end-times escapism.
www.patheos.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Turns out the world didn’t end—just civilization’s attention span. #RaptureTok is here, proving we’ll dance through literal fire if it gets us views. 💃 #ApocalypseCore
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
YouTube video by MidnightOilVEVO
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January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
Stranger Things fans call it Conformity Gate—closure without relief.
Evangelical theology perfected it.
The Tribulation Survival Guide prepares you for false endings.
Evangelical theology perfected it.
The Tribulation Survival Guide prepares you for false endings.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Stranger Things fans call it Conformity Gate—closure without relief.
Evangelical theology perfected it.
The Tribulation Survival Guide prepares you for false endings.
Evangelical theology perfected it.
The Tribulation Survival Guide prepares you for false endings.
The Tribulation Survival Guide available now — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Get it for that down low itch.
Get it for that down low itch.
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The Tribulation Survival Guide available now — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Get it for that down low itch.
Get it for that down low itch.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
In the upcoming Tribulation Survival Guide, this dessert is known as the Glory-of-the-Lord Hole Cake. #RaptureReady #Recipes
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
In the upcoming Tribulation Survival Guide, this dessert is known as the Glory-of-the-Lord Hole Cake. #RaptureReady #Recipes
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Turns out the end of the world isn’t about the world ending—it’s about writers forgetting that people still matter. Bigger monsters, smaller hearts. Apocalypse fatigue, anyone? 🔥 #StrangerThings #Storytelling
How Stranger Things & Revelation Turn Endings Into Spectacle
From Stranger Things to Revelation, apocalypse stories collapse when spectacle replaces humanity—and rapture culture proves the pattern.
www.patheos.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Turns out the end of the world isn’t about the world ending—it’s about writers forgetting that people still matter. Bigger monsters, smaller hearts. Apocalypse fatigue, anyone? 🔥 #StrangerThings #Storytelling
Another leaked page from The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Study up. The end drops January 13, 2026.
Study up. The end drops January 13, 2026.
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Another leaked page from The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Study up. The end drops January 13, 2026.
Study up. The end drops January 13, 2026.
American Christianity spent decades preparing people for the end of the world. This book explores what happens when the tribulation actually starts.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
American Christianity spent decades preparing people for the end of the world. This book explores what happens when the tribulation actually starts.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
American Christianity spent decades preparing people for the end of the world. This book explores what happens when the tribulation actually starts.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
American Christianity spent decades preparing people for the end of the world. This book explores what happens when the tribulation actually starts.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026.
When belief in the Rapture becomes an economy, the tribulation isn’t symbolic anymore.
The Tribulation Survival Guide — January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide — January 13, 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When belief in the Rapture becomes an economy, the tribulation isn’t symbolic anymore.
The Tribulation Survival Guide — January 13, 2026.
The Tribulation Survival Guide — January 13, 2026.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
Because who needs divine truth when you can just connect random dots and call it meaning. 🔮 #PhilosophyFail #DeepThoughts
Apophenia against the Theology
Explore how apophenia, the human tendency to see patterns in randomness, has deeply infiltrated American Christianity, fueling harmful distortions, power dynamics, and a departure from the teachings of...
www.patheos.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Because who needs divine truth when you can just connect random dots and call it meaning. 🔮 #PhilosophyFail #DeepThoughts
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.