Stuart Delony
@snarkyfaith.bsky.social
Snarky Faith | Satire, faith, and late-stage capitalism.
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
https://amzn.to/4sp46Dh
Author of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
https://amzn.to/4sp46Dh
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Today’s warning poster from the Tribulation files.
Don’t say you weren’t prepared.
January 13, 2026 — The Tribulation Survival Guide.
Don’t say you weren’t prepared.
January 13, 2026 — The Tribulation Survival Guide.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
If faith fallout showed up as anxiety, panic, or depression—this episode is for you. A calm, honest conversation with Michael Camp on why religious harm lives in the body, not just belief systems. 🎙️ https://loom.ly/t1DtVto
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If faith fallout showed up as anxiety, panic, or depression—this episode is for you. A calm, honest conversation with Michael Camp on why religious harm lives in the body, not just belief systems. 🎙️ https://loom.ly/t1DtVto
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
Fuck the afterlife. We all know it’s a fantasy—unprovable and endlessly argued by people trying to avoid the mess of being alive. Bibles and vibes don’t mean shit if they pull you out of the here and now. The fixation on “someday” is a cop-out.
Be human.
Be present.
Fix the now.
Be human.
Be present.
Fix the now.
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Fuck the afterlife. We all know it’s a fantasy—unprovable and endlessly argued by people trying to avoid the mess of being alive. Bibles and vibes don’t mean shit if they pull you out of the here and now. The fixation on “someday” is a cop-out.
Be human.
Be present.
Fix the now.
Be human.
Be present.
Fix the now.
Outrage can feel righteous—but it can also hollow you out. Staying human right now isn’t escapism. It’s resistance.
January 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Outrage can feel righteous—but it can also hollow you out. Staying human right now isn’t escapism. It’s resistance.
Deconstruction isn’t rebellion—it’s recovery. I’m joined by Michael Camp, former pastor and author of Faith Funk, for a grounded conversation about religious trauma, nervous systems, and what healing actually looks like after certainty collapses. 🎧 https://loom.ly/t1DtVto
January 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Deconstruction isn’t rebellion—it’s recovery. I’m joined by Michael Camp, former pastor and author of Faith Funk, for a grounded conversation about religious trauma, nervous systems, and what healing actually looks like after certainty collapses. 🎧 https://loom.ly/t1DtVto
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The machine doesn’t care about your hustle—it eats hustle for breakfast. The trick isn’t speed, it’s survival. Stay standing while the gears grind. ⚙️ #Resilience #LongGame
You Can’t Stop the Machine, But You Can Outlast It
You can't stop the chaos, but you can outlast it. In a world of political dysfunction and relentless news cycles, survival means knowing where to spend your energy. Read on for a guide to resilience over...
www.patheos.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The machine doesn’t care about your hustle—it eats hustle for breakfast. The trick isn’t speed, it’s survival. Stay standing while the gears grind. ⚙️ #Resilience #LongGame
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
Before anyone checks on me—
yes, the memes and reels are intentional.
They’re all part of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
The chaos is the point.
The satirical guide drops 1/13/26.
Be prepared.
yes, the memes and reels are intentional.
They’re all part of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
The chaos is the point.
The satirical guide drops 1/13/26.
Be prepared.
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Before anyone checks on me—
yes, the memes and reels are intentional.
They’re all part of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
The chaos is the point.
The satirical guide drops 1/13/26.
Be prepared.
yes, the memes and reels are intentional.
They’re all part of The Tribulation Survival Guide.
The chaos is the point.
The satirical guide drops 1/13/26.
Be prepared.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Secretary Felcher Brothers truth: Upside-down herpes on the left, burning across timelines. Vecna should’ve gotten the HPV vaccine.
January 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Secretary Felcher Brothers truth: Upside-down herpes on the left, burning across timelines. Vecna should’ve gotten the HPV vaccine.
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Apparently everyone has thoughts about the end (and this book).
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The Tribulation Survival Guide arrives January 13, 2026 — your deadpan manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and whatever fresh madness American Christianity conjures next.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Turns out the world didn’t end—just civilization’s attention span. #RaptureTok is here, proving we’ll dance through literal fire if it gets us views. 💃 #ApocalypseCore
#RaptureTok and the Gospel of Escape
#RaptureTok isn’t about Jesus returning—it’s about Christians craving escape from the algorithmic hell they helped build. A critique of influencer faith, consumer Christianity, and end-times escapism.
www.patheos.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Turns out the world didn’t end—just civilization’s attention span. #RaptureTok is here, proving we’ll dance through literal fire if it gets us views. 💃 #ApocalypseCore
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://snarkyfaith.com/books
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
YouTube video by MidnightOilVEVO
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January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
How can we dance when our earth is turnin'?
How do we sleep while our beds are burnin'?
youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E