Dr. Snarky Feminist
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Dr. Snarky Feminist
@snarkyfeminist.bsky.social
MS ELA teacher indoctrinating students into the cult of the Oxford comma. Opinions are my own
I’m such a chronic early person that I got the news about the 2 hour delay as I was cleaning the snow off of my car to go to work. So…I’ll be getting some grading done. Yay?
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Sharing my donors choose link again. Even if you can’t donate, which I totally get, can you share my link? Getting visibility on the project can help a lot. Thanks!
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Dr. Snarky Feminist
Rest in power to Keith Porter who was murdered by an ICE agent in Los Angeles.

It’s terrible that his name is just now being circulated, but now that it is, continue to say his name.
Advocates want legal action after man shot and killed by off-duty ICE agent in Northridge
Advocates argue that the off-duty ICE agent wasn't trained for the situation and should have called police and waited for them to arrive.
abc7.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Happy new year from the U.S. #venezuela #coup
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’ve said it before. It’s super cringe to me when teachers, especially at the secondary level, call their students their “babies.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And yes, I think Bill Clinton should be held just as accountable. And I wasn’t the least bit shocked to see him there. He’s always been a creep.
MAGA supporters could see that man in every one of the Epstein files and they would elect him again if they could. They. Do. Not. Care.

The fact that they have elected him twice with everything that has been put in the open? Their moral compass is not the same as ours.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
MAGA supporters could see that man in every one of the Epstein files and they would elect him again if they could. They. Do. Not. Care.

The fact that they have elected him twice with everything that has been put in the open? Their moral compass is not the same as ours.
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Looking for a lawyer in the Denver area that helps with tenant’s rights. I’ve never gotten a lawyer before and I don’t know what to look for. Help.
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My team won our holiday party trivia game. Our team name?

The 6/7 Scholars.
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A student brought me 3 cans of Celsius energy drink for Christmas. That’s a kid who PAYS ATTENTION .
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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GOP: Give us a million dollars and we will return your hostage!

Dems: how about we give you the money and you kill the hostage?

The hostage:
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Dr. Snarky Feminist
If you see people stealing food to feed their families no you didn't.
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This bitch! “I can’t do this”?!

She murdered a woman because she was Black and dared to have children who acted like children.
Don’t mind me. Just having my heart torn to shreds by watching #ThePerfectNeighbor Netflix documentary. Those poor kids.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don’t mind me. Just having my heart torn to shreds by watching #ThePerfectNeighbor Netflix documentary. Those poor kids.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Turns out being fat lets me get a COVID vaccine without a prescription.
October 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Student 1: Miss! I like your shirt! It really brings out the color of your eyes.

Me: thank you!

Student 2: I like your shirt, too! It really brings out the color of your pants.

My pants are black.

🤣
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I haven’t seen much discourse around autism that isn’t ableist as F*ck, and not just the obvious stuff from team evil Cheeto.
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well the first hour of parent teacher conferences flew by.
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A student walked up to the class doorway with his hoodie tied backwards at his waist and he said, “Miss, I’m wearing an apron cuz I’m gonna cook in literacy today.” 🤣🤣🤣
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Are corn flakes as big of a deal in Ireland as shows set in Ireland make it seem? I swear anytime anyone is eating cereal, it’s corn flakes.
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The recent school shooting and some other difficulties at work have had me really down. A couple of girls from last year stopped by to say hi and tell me how much they loved my class AND how much they learned. I might cry.
a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes .
ALT: a cartoon character is crying with tears coming out of his eyes .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There was a high school shooting in CO today. That’s where my mind and heart are.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I RARELY assign something students can’t fix or redo if it needed. The only exception is a Socratic Seminar. After 2 days of detailed & scaffolded planning, & daily warnings that not being prepared or participating would result in failing, this was several students’ reaction to failing:
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open and says my reaction to that information
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open and says my reaction to that information
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM