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Mr. Lucas
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Perhaps you've seen me on Reddit?
The life cycle of a Miami Dolphins fan during the season. Please win this game. Okay, well please be competitive. Okay, well please at least score some points. Okay, well please win at least A game. Okay, fuck it, let's burn this down and fire everyone. Thank God...the draft....well shit.
September 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This. This first half is why I have never bought into the Tua hype. He makes stupid decisions. He doesn't protect himself or the ball. Learning that he and his wife are Trumpers just added to my hatred for him.
September 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When Tangerine Donny is finally removed from office, let's not forget his mindless followers like Mike Johnson, Pam Bondi, MTG, and Steven Miller who will no doubt claim they were wrong and try to claim they have changed. They need to be removed as well. And please....take Grassley with them.
July 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?!? They changed the name of the franchise because it was culturally insensitive. And guess what you Orange dipshit, not everything resolves around YOU. But you know what is about you, those troublesome Epstein files. When are those being released?
July 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wish someone in the GOP would grow a spine....
July 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Alright, now that the little war is over, weren't we talking about Trumpy Dumpys lack luster parade and his Epstein Files listing?
June 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I saw an interesting blip that even if the Dems can't take the Senate at the midterms, there will be enough progressive Reps that see the lame fuck they have in Trump and move forward with impeachment. This way they can have a 28 candidate that has leadership experience and therefore is more viable.
June 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I imagine the GOP offices just have a vendor outside them screaming "Spines! Spines for sale! Step right up and get your own spine!"
June 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hi. I'm Donald Frump. You might remember me from such films as "Two Weeks On Epstein Island", "Tax Returns? You Don't Need No Stinking Tax Returns!", and "A Little Hush Money Makes The Campaign Go Round." I'll be releasing my Iran plan in two weeks, or a month, maybe never.
June 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Mr. Lucas
Hope you know they're not leaving
A lot of us all ready see it
Those who aren't being honest with themselves won't
#resistors
June 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And now he's strongly considering attacking Iran....seriously, will someone in the GOP grow a fucking spine?!?
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There's a new challenge...well, by new I mean I just created it, called the Trumpy Dumpy Challenge. You have to find a televised or public speech in which he DOES NOT use his favorite adverb..."very". Good luck!
June 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If ever you needed proof of Tangerine Tacos inability to read a room, simply look at the logic he's using to urge a country to give up nuclear powers as they are being attacked by a country that has nuclear powers.
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We CANNOT allow ourselves to miss the opportunity to call him "Doritos Locos TACO". He's been training for his title most of his senile adult life.
June 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We've all been to weddings before, right? What's the worst song you've heard played one? I'm currently at my best friend's wedding, listening to Stroking by Clarence Carter.
April 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Found this in Iowa City and my Republican wife is buying it as an anniversary gift. See people, you can reform former Trump voters.
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
US Manufacturing began to move offshore during the 80s...and who ran the government in the 80s...oh right, the GOP. If their constituents would turn off Fox News for ten minutes and open a damn history book, we'd be looking at articles of impeachment for 1/2 the Senate and all of Shitler's cabinet.
April 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"The Trump-GOP tax law enacted in December 2017 creates clear incentives for American-based corporations to move operations and jobs abroad, including a zero percent tax rate on many profits generated offshore."

- ITEP.org June 2, 2020 article.
ITEP
Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy
ITEP.org
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Before you allow someone to argue that the tariffs stop other countries from ripping off Americans... You should point out that Trump's GOP approved tax reform bill in 2017 incentivized American companies to move their production out of the country....
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When Trump won re-election, I openly speculated that he would be president for 3 to 6 months, before being impeached and having Vance take over. This remains a viable threat because I believe this was the Project 2025 plan all along.
April 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dear Canada and Mexico,

100% tariff on all Amazon products and Tesla vehicles will hit the orange man where it hurts....and if you can somehow penalize McDonald's, go for it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Oh, and one other thing, #SlavaUkraini
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My Bible reading, Christ loving mother just told me that she voted for Trump, a man she despises, because he's anti-abortion and "He'll get rid of black history month." She said, and I'm fucking quoting, "I'm sorry those people were slaves but they need to get over it." 😳 I just can't anymore....
March 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Suck up to tangerine Trump all you want James Donald Bowman, you'll never convince him you're the lady in waiting.
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If Republicans care so much about the deficit and small government, why do they want to increase the debt ceiling $4,000,000,000,000? Oh right.....they sold their souls for Tangerine Trumpy.
February 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM