@snarkypete.bsky.social
Mostly just posting the first thing that came to mind.
Must be the Canadian version
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Must be the Canadian version
No chance, but fun to think about
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
No chance, but fun to think about
1200 victims. 2 people prosecuted. Makes sense.
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
1200 victims. 2 people prosecuted. Makes sense.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Feels weird to have made a big show out of a mini State of the Union address without the pageantry (a month before the actual State is the Union address)
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Feels weird to have made a big show out of a mini State of the Union address without the pageantry (a month before the actual State is the Union address)
Look, I wasn't the best student. But how did I miss 'Venezuela stole part of the United States' day?
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Look, I wasn't the best student. But how did I miss 'Venezuela stole part of the United States' day?
If by "scrambling" you mean taking a 43 day paid vacation for the explicit purpose of not preventing health care costs from skyrocketing, then yes, they are clearly scrambling.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If by "scrambling" you mean taking a 43 day paid vacation for the explicit purpose of not preventing health care costs from skyrocketing, then yes, they are clearly scrambling.
Maybe she uses the same login and it was an honest mistake
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Maybe she uses the same login and it was an honest mistake
Daaaanggg... Never thought of this. Great question
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Daaaanggg... Never thought of this. Great question
Dude needs his money back for those mattresses
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Dude needs his money back for those mattresses
Brady and Gronk
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Brady and Gronk
I have to see my primary before a specialist now. And if I need an image, 6 weeks of PT first, because of... insurance
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have to see my primary before a specialist now. And if I need an image, 6 weeks of PT first, because of... insurance
We need to start writing these numbers out.
$900,000,000,000 for the military.
$500,000,000 to educate our citizens.
$900,000,000,000 for the military.
$500,000,000 to educate our citizens.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We need to start writing these numbers out.
$900,000,000,000 for the military.
$500,000,000 to educate our citizens.
$900,000,000,000 for the military.
$500,000,000 to educate our citizens.
So dumb (and made me chuckle)
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
So dumb (and made me chuckle)
I'm conflicted even pointing this out because it makes it look like you're advocating for it, which I'm not, but if the shoe were on the other foot, isn't this what the right would say all the guns are for? To protect ourselves from the government?
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm conflicted even pointing this out because it makes it look like you're advocating for it, which I'm not, but if the shoe were on the other foot, isn't this what the right would say all the guns are for? To protect ourselves from the government?
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
Hmm... Seems like she thinks there's a lot of discrepancies in him being labeled in drug trafficker. Perhaps the Biden administration should have just blown him up.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hmm... Seems like she thinks there's a lot of discrepancies in him being labeled in drug trafficker. Perhaps the Biden administration should have just blown him up.
Why is the next question never, " I'm sorry, which states are you referring to?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Why is the next question never, " I'm sorry, which states are you referring to?"
A: "A pal is a wonderful thing..."
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A: "A pal is a wonderful thing..."
Why is it that only criminals understand "this meeting could have been an email"?
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Why is it that only criminals understand "this meeting could have been an email"?
Not sure. You said the evidence couldn't be used now. Just pointing out that's not accurate. Didn't intend to cover hypotheticals.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Not sure. You said the evidence couldn't be used now. Just pointing out that's not accurate. Didn't intend to cover hypotheticals.
In a criminal case
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
In a criminal case
My goal in life is to become so rich that not even the laws of the written English language apply to me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My goal in life is to become so rich that not even the laws of the written English language apply to me.