Lowrance
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Books, furry friends, freedom fighting, and the occasional complaint/observation about working in a call center
I am currently reading this and have been in WTF mode the whole way through.
July 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am currently reading this and have been in WTF mode the whole way through.
I don’t believe for one second that he read one page of a book.
June 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don’t believe for one second that he read one page of a book.
This dipshit must have gotten a megaton dose then.
April 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This dipshit must have gotten a megaton dose then.
I want to know why Kid Rock got away with wearing a circus suit during his recent Oval Office visit. That dress code violation hypocrisy beats all.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I want to know why Kid Rock got away with wearing a circus suit during his recent Oval Office visit. That dress code violation hypocrisy beats all.
There are times when cunt is the only word appropriate for the situation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There are times when cunt is the only word appropriate for the situation.
…and the stupid people won’t be happy for long, once they realize their healthcare, social security, and Medicare will AT VERY LEAST be greatly diminished, and once they realize that the price of eggs aren’t going down.
January 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
…and the stupid people won’t be happy for long, once they realize their healthcare, social security, and Medicare will AT VERY LEAST be greatly diminished, and once they realize that the price of eggs aren’t going down.
I got my COVID and flu shot on Saturday. I spent all of Sunday and half of Monday in a body ache, blistering headache fever haze. It was horrible.
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I got my COVID and flu shot on Saturday. I spent all of Sunday and half of Monday in a body ache, blistering headache fever haze. It was horrible.
He should have named it The Gulf of Cheaper Eggs
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He should have named it The Gulf of Cheaper Eggs
“…he power loaded his diaper.” Jeff, I really, really needed that laugh today. We’re on Day 3 and my anxiety is through the roof; thanks for your brutal, brilliant honesty.
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“…he power loaded his diaper.” Jeff, I really, really needed that laugh today. We’re on Day 3 and my anxiety is through the roof; thanks for your brutal, brilliant honesty.
Doing my part. Watching a M*A*S*H marathon on TVLand. I refuse to watch anything that has to do with that orange tub of lard.
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Doing my part. Watching a M*A*S*H marathon on TVLand. I refuse to watch anything that has to do with that orange tub of lard.
Buttermilk Biscuit
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Buttermilk Biscuit
Better yet, climate change is a hoax, but “they” can control the weather.
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Better yet, climate change is a hoax, but “they” can control the weather.
“…but some animals are more equal than others.”
January 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“…but some animals are more equal than others.”
We were twins separated at birth.
January 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We were twins separated at birth.
AND be an adjudicated rapist. Don’t forget the rapist part.
January 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
AND be an adjudicated rapist. Don’t forget the rapist part.
Too dumb to get the joke.
January 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Too dumb to get the joke.
I’m so fucking mad that I refuse to leave the house, because I don’t want to look at the stupid faces of all the stupid people who voted for that malevolent idiot.
January 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m so fucking mad that I refuse to leave the house, because I don’t want to look at the stupid faces of all the stupid people who voted for that malevolent idiot.
Out of the mouths of babes.
January 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Out of the mouths of babes.
That’s what I came here to say.
January 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That’s what I came here to say.
I reached my Waterloo with that malevolent idiot today. I’m sitting here at my desk weeping over the insanity of “considering military action” to take over Greenland. On what planet is that a sane thought?
January 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I reached my Waterloo with that malevolent idiot today. I’m sitting here at my desk weeping over the insanity of “considering military action” to take over Greenland. On what planet is that a sane thought?