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one of these is chrome and one of these is firefox
screenshot of google in a browser on android screenshot of google in a browser on android screenshot of google tab in tab selector in browser on android screenshot of google tab in tab selector in browser on android
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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screenshot: ``` If you one up conspiracy theorists they don't know what to do. "The moon landing was fake" "Oh, you're one of those guys that believe in the moon?" ```
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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possibly the most syntactically insane code i've ever written
screenshot of code: ``` request_body: match inner.request_body.take() { Some(RequestBodyState::Incoming(i)) => Some(i), Some(RequestBodyState::Resource(autocloser)) => 'exit: { if let Ok(resource) = autocloser .1 .borrow_mut() .resource_table .take::<crate::request_body::HttpRequestBody>(autocloser.0) { if let Some(resource) = Rc::into_inner(resource) { break 'exit Some(resource.into_inner()); } } inner.request_body = Some(RequestBodyState::Resource(autocloser)); return None; } None => None, }, ```
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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sometimes you need to improvise when the power cable doesn't fit
photo of a server with some pcie cards. the middle card has the cooling shoud removed and a power cable coming off some wires on the motherboard
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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fyi on windows

Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.Copilot*" | Remove-AppxPackage
Get-AppxPackage "*Microsoft.XboxGamingOverlay*" | Remove-AppxPackage
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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can we get a std stream splitting trait and have all the stream types implement it i'm so tired of manually deconstructing hyper::Upgraded
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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we've achieved peak performance
photo of a running server with the top off sitting half out of a rack and half on the floor
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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why can't we just have like a single nice thing
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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this took way too much of my life but i have now successfully gotten the vgpu guest driver running in talos
screenshot of `kubectl get node k8s -o json | jq .status.nodeInfo`, showing a node running talos v1.11.1. then i create a debug pod from one of nvidia's cuda containers with a `runtimeClassName: nvidia` and run `nvidia-smi` to show that it sees an RTXA6000-16Q vgpu, and the license status is valid.
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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the fact that h1 and h2/h3 perform upgrades in different ways is driving me insane. it makes writing servers and clients so complex for no reason.
September 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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i think rust error enums (often but not always using thiserror), while feeling very neat and self documenting, are actually an antipattern because they cause complex codebases to deal with nested structures that may contain the same type of error at many levels.
July 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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barber took too much off the top
photo of a house that looks awkwardly like the top floor was chopped off due to the style of the shingles
July 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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i wish i could see why a feed picked a certain post for me so i could figure out what i need to do to prevent from seeing more of it
July 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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we've made it to the mythical three level nesting
screenshot of code: ``` let mut sock = rx.await???; ```
July 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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sometimes i let bits flip without correcting them
just to feel something
anything
June 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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this is what booth seats are for right
photo of server lying across two seats on a train, and a backpack with some server rails
June 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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every couple months i remember to check mastodon and i'm always greeted with this thing, how does it have so many fucking critical security issues
Screenshot of red alert box in mastodon which shows: ``` Critical security update available! Please update your Mastodon server as soon as possible! ```
June 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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excellent review from coworker
screenshot of text: ``` I love reading your commit messages in order, it really tells a story it's like a haiku that decided to keep going on the random strings of letters really brings it all together ```
June 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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anyone else remember how spotify's cross-device control/sync used to be basically flawless, and then like 3-4 years ago it became super garbo, and hadn't improved since?
June 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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they turned the trains gay
photo of ns train board, each row is a different rainbow color
June 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Reposted by snek
shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen, cloaked in shadow due to the contrast from the light outside, is kicking a door in so violently that it flies off the hinges. Only his eyes are visible in the shadow. Panel 2: A person as sitting at a laptop, holding a gaming controller connected to it. They have messy hair and dark shadows under their eyes, and are wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Around them are scattered energy drink containers, ramen rontainers, chip bags, and and napkins. There's also a floor mattress. This person is clearly a shut-in. Panel 3: Shen, still mostly cloaked in shadow, points forward at them with a severe expression on his face, saying "you thought you could escape pride month?" Panel 4: Confetti falls as the shut-in (still in sweatshirt/sweatpants), is paraded through the streets on a stage atop a colorful car, as crowds cheer on both sides. Above them are two drones hovering in the air carrying a banner. The banner has the pride flat on it and arrows pointing down at them.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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accessible toilet at palexco looks more like a prison...
photograph of a steel toilet with no rim or seat
June 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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just arrived in lisbon for #ripe90 :3
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Reposted by snek
dryad.technology
EU folks: There is one week left to sign the EU citizen's initiative against "conversion therapy" of LGBTQ folks. I don't think it can hit the total threshold in that time but Spain just hit the country threshold, and Belgium and the Netherlands could still make it:

eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
May 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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bros be like "i don't care about society i just want to write code" and then write the worst fucking code you've ever seen
May 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM