You're a good one, spacebrother.

I made this joke at a table and one of the people there said she named her kid Khaleesi....

It's as free as the sky is blue, Pat! Like your blue cats!

It's gone beyond simple casual ignorance, to the scientific harnessing of it as a memetic weapon. We were not evolutionary equipped to consume tailored media.

[ screams geometrically ]

'You wouldn't download a car containing our sum knowledge'

Like hell I wouldn't

Damn, I think I just took psychic damage from that.

B-but you also deliver packages and get into drama with your mom and your mom's boyfriend!

How to Gitgud at Parenting.