actual family feuds all from astronomerslop🥹🙏🙏 thank you for letting me know gang

he is so embarrassing, the entirety of the look outside fandom is just lyle’s dissapointed parents shaking their head slowly at everything he does

gaaawd and the rolled up sleeves… if i step a foot into the pearly gates of heaven and i don’t IMMEDIATELY see sam, tired eyes, cracking his back with hsi sleeves rolled up i am LEAVING

i love how sam is so desperate, but also just a genuinely nice chum that he goes around fucking the depression out of people😭 i always think of them just RAWDOGGING and they’re like “FUUCK thank you sam!!! i love you!!” all lost in the moment and sam’s just like “helping e—everywhere i can!!👍”

your sam makes me want to tear my hair and skin off /hyperpos i am twisting his balls

for real im surprised there aren’t any fights in the party, i’d defo try to get to the front of the line so i get to see sam’s ass everytime…like man, i dont need no anxiety pills im calm as shit hb🫡🫡🫡

who’s gonna tell him folks… not lyle, he’d make it weird

dude you KNOW sam’s just too easy, he’d go numb for anyone making the slightest move

he’s trying to keep it cool so bad but hes busting a nut hands off just from being talked down to LIKE YES BELITTLE THIS OLD MANS COCK HED BE THROBBING ‼️‼️‼️

i dream about you look outside movie… i dream about you sam violently and frustatedly trying to fight someone off while grunting…i dream about you a perfect look outside voice cast

hellen and leigh just standing there like “boy quit being corny”

there is no way that guy didn’t piss himself in his misery, he was writhing around in his own spit and drool and I NEED THAT i dream of that man

your brain is truly one of a kind my friend🙏🙏🙏

sam NEVER stop touching yourself, live your truth king