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Me: "Wow, this 'actually original content and not just Fortnite-style character mashup' Destiny/Star Wars crossover sounds cool, that's enough to get me to check out the game, love the subtle vibe"

Also me: "oh fuck YES I will buy shit that makes me look like Boba fucking Fett, fuck subtlety!" 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

A preview of a cosmetic option in Destiny 2 that makes you look like Boba Fett that I did not even remotely hesitate to buy cause y'all know that's my boy right there, haters be damned

December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM

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BEST LANTERN ACQUIRED

And in his pre-Labor Day duds no less, blessed by the gacha gods again 🎉

A screenshot of me having pulled Kyle Rayner, the correct answer to "best Lantern," in the DC gacha Worlds Collide. He's in his White Lantern role here, which is very cool

December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM

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Happy birthday, here's some pics of this incredible owl that just came by my bird feeder the other day

(Also thanks for the Hulk posting, got me seriously considering that for my next big binge)

A big black and brown owl looking completely backwards in the hilarious owl way

A big black and brown owl looking forward just thinkin' 'bout owl stuff

November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM

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Just remember, Papa Logan wants you to use it!

November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM

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Honestly, you don't even have to touch the gameplay, just put this on my modern consoles so I don't have to dust off my PS3 and wonder if the wonky disc drive will give it back to me every time I put it in 😂

Boxart for the X-Men Origins Wolverine PS3 game

November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM

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Also, ngl, neither of them are my guy but the Strange/Constantine crossover also slapped

Constantine appealing to Strange with words, Strange countering that he knows he's just trying to distract him from several sleeping spells and to please stop doing that

November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM

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Say whatever you want about the new DC/Marvel crossover, it was all worth it for this utterly perfect team-up, legitimately one of my favorite things I've read all year. I need a Laura/Dick monthly so badly now!

Laura Kinney (Wolverine) and Dick Grayson (Nightwing) internally considering their teamup, where Dick assumes she settled for him and Laura realizes she hit the jackpot

Laura's stunned realization that Dick is, in fact, a guy with nothing more than a nice can, sweet flips, and two sticks

Dick and Gabby discussing the merits of pet ownership, by which I mean Gabby expressing that wolverines (the animal, not the heroes) are the best kind

Gabby, Dick, Laura and Babs just chilling in the Clock Tower eating food and petting pets

November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM

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Also, my face when Ra's shows up Caucasian again:

November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM

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The cool thing about being married is that you can develop addictions to banger game soundtracks for games you aren't even playing 😂

Spotify screengrab of the BALL x PIT soundtrack

November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM

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Also highly recommend this absolute banger as well

November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM

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Awwwwww yea, you know I keep that mothafuckin thang on me

November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM

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The face I make at work when anyone asks me to perform any task whatsoever regardless of difficulty or time required:

Kazuya Mishima making a face that clearly indicates he is sick of your shit (it's his normal face tbh)

November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM

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Your eyes don't betray you, Jubes was a vampire for a decent amount of time, two different kinds too. First was "basically a vampire" by a bioweapon attack, then into the real deal by Drac's son Xarus to bait Wolverine and then attack the X-Men. She was an absolute vamp badass too, I kinda miss it

October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM

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A vampire that's not Dracula

Jubilee of the X-Men when she was a vampire for a not-insignificant period of time

October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM

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Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.

Wolverine and Ken Masters advising you on the viability of messing with the big boys (they're against it)

October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM

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Not even done with the third volume yet and I can already tell Kengan Ashura is a perfect fight manga

Tokita Ohma's vibe is my personal peak anime protagonist design by far, no notes just perfect design 👌💯🤌💯🔥

Ohma grabbing a punk and just drowning him in bitchslaps while a heavily intoxicated Japanese business man and another punk look on in horror, second punk bolting for the door right after

Ohma, holding the now pulped punk, looks to the businessman (his manager, it's a whole thing) and asks "so, who's this asshple?" to which the businessman exclaims "that's my son!" realizing Ohma beat the shit out of him without even knowing

Tokita Ohma smirking and tossing a casual thumb to indicate the next outrageously expensive place he wants to eat where he'll stick his manager with the bill, proving once again the coolest look in existence is a guy who looks like he could break your spine by just flexing in your general direction, but with a face that says he actually just wants to smoke a couple bowls with you real quick and then try and eat every menu item at Sonic again

October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM

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This dude really came in here like

October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM

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Worth it for the memes tho

October 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM

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“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”

October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM

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Hey @gbloodworth.bsky.social is this canon?

October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM

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Commissioner Gordon, known for his dedication to GCPD officers, his controversial partnership with the Batman, and his sick fucking whip with his own face airbrushed on the side