They won't allow me to excuse myself to vomit? Not worth the risk of losing the $50.
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
They won't allow me to excuse myself to vomit? Not worth the risk of losing the $50.
I think the guy pacing in the background is cosplaying Stephen Miller.
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think the guy pacing in the background is cosplaying Stephen Miller.
Maybe there’s a new U.S Senator waiting in the wings who perpetrated this fraud. He could get campaign advice from Rick Scott.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Maybe there’s a new U.S Senator waiting in the wings who perpetrated this fraud. He could get campaign advice from Rick Scott.
Albert Speer minus the Stetson and hair extensions.
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Albert Speer minus the Stetson and hair extensions.
He can retire from Congress and offer stock trading tips for lowly Peeon-Americans.
Wait! He'll go broke without his insider information.
Wait! He'll go broke without his insider information.
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
He can retire from Congress and offer stock trading tips for lowly Peeon-Americans.
Wait! He'll go broke without his insider information.
Wait! He'll go broke without his insider information.
"There's not a fitter specimen of human manhood in the world."
It's a cult.
It's a cult.
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
"There's not a fitter specimen of human manhood in the world."
It's a cult.
It's a cult.
"Something really bad happening in Chiner...."
Gee, I'm sure Taiwan has really been feeling bad about your dithering rants an threats about Greenland.
Gee, I'm sure Taiwan has really been feeling bad about your dithering rants an threats about Greenland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Something really bad happening in Chiner...."
Gee, I'm sure Taiwan has really been feeling bad about your dithering rants an threats about Greenland.
Gee, I'm sure Taiwan has really been feeling bad about your dithering rants an threats about Greenland.
US bases stream in Fox Propaganda 24/7...just sayin'.
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
US bases stream in Fox Propaganda 24/7...just sayin'.
A little bit of an approved Mor-on Lago lip tuneup and she'll be ready to go.
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
A little bit of an approved Mor-on Lago lip tuneup and she'll be ready to go.
BUT! But! Bbbbut, he has a Nobel Peace Prize now!
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
BUT! But! Bbbbut, he has a Nobel Peace Prize now!
The parents didn't believe the union guy who was yelling the P doh word at him in the Ford plant yesterday.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The parents didn't believe the union guy who was yelling the P doh word at him in the Ford plant yesterday.
He's way past crack stupid. Even a crackhead wouldn't lie and say $18 Trillion.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
He's way past crack stupid. Even a crackhead wouldn't lie and say $18 Trillion.
I think he may be exaggerating; I'm thinking it's more like $17.9 Trillion.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I think he may be exaggerating; I'm thinking it's more like $17.9 Trillion.
Oh, those pesky details!
We don't sweat the liddle stuff, we've been tasked to go get Greenland by an orange monster with tiny hands.
We don't sweat the liddle stuff, we've been tasked to go get Greenland by an orange monster with tiny hands.
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Oh, those pesky details!
We don't sweat the liddle stuff, we've been tasked to go get Greenland by an orange monster with tiny hands.
We don't sweat the liddle stuff, we've been tasked to go get Greenland by an orange monster with tiny hands.
I hear the sound of a guy with a mouth full of marbles.
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I hear the sound of a guy with a mouth full of marbles.
He lies about everything.
Always. All ways.
Always. All ways.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
He lies about everything.
Always. All ways.
Always. All ways.
I like to let the phlebotomist alternate my giving veins.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I like to let the phlebotomist alternate my giving veins.
The President really is Stephan Miller.
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The President really is Stephan Miller.
Don’t forget George Soros.
“Many people—big men, strong men—are coming to me—with tears in their eyes—and saying George Soros paid the admiral to order the second strike to make Your Favorite President look bad.”
“Many people—big men, strong men—are coming to me—with tears in their eyes—and saying George Soros paid the admiral to order the second strike to make Your Favorite President look bad.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Don’t forget George Soros.
“Many people—big men, strong men—are coming to me—with tears in their eyes—and saying George Soros paid the admiral to order the second strike to make Your Favorite President look bad.”
“Many people—big men, strong men—are coming to me—with tears in their eyes—and saying George Soros paid the admiral to order the second strike to make Your Favorite President look bad.”
…and send the military on more raids to ensure DJTJ has a reliable supply in the future.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
…and send the military on more raids to ensure DJTJ has a reliable supply in the future.
Jake is waiting for ‘just the right time’ to release it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Jake is waiting for ‘just the right time’ to release it.
Maybe under the Constitution, but not under a GOP Congress.
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Maybe under the Constitution, but not under a GOP Congress.
I thought that was her specialty—microwaved frozen fried okra. Instead, it’s her specialTy—dried Poppin’ Serve. She mummified the Pillsbury Doughboy.
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I thought that was her specialty—microwaved frozen fried okra. Instead, it’s her specialTy—dried Poppin’ Serve. She mummified the Pillsbury Doughboy.