🎶Heirs on the ocean floor/the Titanic is no more/Lord Grantham really fucked this up/Downton Abbey here we come/the fee tail must be undone//
Lady Mary’s just no fun/Lady Edith’s lookin glum/Lady Sibyl’s gettin political/Downton Abbey here we come/Cousin Matthew, he’s the one/
DOWNTON HERE WE COME🎶

I think the Downton Abbey theme is fantastic, but I do wish Phantom Planet had tried to repurpose “California” with Downton-specific lyrics.

Lord Grantham’s job is just “house.”

“I just want us all to be able to vote.”
“Sibyl’s right: My son has ruined this house. Now it’s up to me to fix everything…euthanize that horrible Cousin Isobel.”

“Edith, would you be a dear and pass the wheat jam?”
“Mary, you just get everything that want, don’t you? Matthews, Sultans, Jams! But Edith has to wait for her jams! Sibyl gets whatever she wants too!”