Your honor, have you considered maybe it's the court that is contemptible?

I am "do I need bifocals or do I need to clean my glasses" years old.

🎶Goldfinger!
Wider than a mile...🎶

As someone who doesn't (and likely will never) observe lent, I'd like to introduce a new holiday in the spirit of Fat Tuesday: Thicc Thursday.
Let 'em have Wednesday.

I guess you could say I'm a fun-guy; I do strive to help others thrive through my-silly-ol' networks.

She's a beast
She's got fangs
Razor sharp ones
Massive paws
Killer claws for the feast
And she won't
Go to bed
Till she's le-gally wed
Good and wed!
Sandra D!