The Breakfast Snob
snoblight.bsky.social
The Breakfast Snob
@snoblight.bsky.social
Talent adjacent
And will be in the form of Amazon gift cards
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
'Stay tuned for the big reveal' is a consistently effective play on Reality TV, and GOP correctly assumes that a Venn of venal viewers and vacuous voters looks like a stack of wooden nickels.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
That's called 'offal broth' by MAHA health plan.
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Immigrants are building the houses, not stealing them.
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Thank you for sharing your words. It is helpful.
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Salary caps and revenue sharing in order for enterprises with fewer resources to remain viable and competitive with those that have more wealth? Sounds commie.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It gonna take me until at least 2027 to say those words, so tax him at the rate us poors pay for the entire next year!
That might fix the system. Happy '27!
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dunno man. A billion dollars can't buy imagination, and he apparently needs one, 'cos money should be able to buy fun.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Unfortunately, they do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griefer
Griefer - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Omg, I saw Supergirl trending and expected the worst, but this looks great! Hope the movie is too!
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I meant on my show. Your troubleshooting worked better!
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What? Pointing the mic at a stack of CDs doesn't work? My bad. Sorry 'bout all that dead air.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They know we can't afford it, so it's just the second part.
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bring back classic anvil sneakers.
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gleefully?
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Or worry about your partner, because two dolls is enough.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pencils indicate fallibility and a willingness to correct one's mistakes. Surprised that he isn't making them illegal .
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I now understand why character limits exist.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM