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Snorlexander😴🤤🎮🐼
@snorlexander.bsky.social
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Update: I'm legit sweating just from eating. My heart is pounding. I'm so out of practice.
Daily targets Calories: 6452/1818 Fiber: 52/34g Daily goal Protein: 342/163+g Daily goals Fat: 308/89g Carbs: 576/80g
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Remnants of round one.

I know, I know, old me wouldn't waste the crust, but I'm trying to be just a little good on this splurge.
A plate showing the remnants of a small salad and 5 slices of pizza. Not pictured: the garlic bread.
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I mean, if you insist 😏
An assortment of sushi cuts, fruits on a leaf covering a woman's nude upper body.
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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My old man Buddy is free of illness and pain today. R.I.P.
An elderly German shepherd in the back seat of a car
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The final remnants of a double full plate. One day of indulgence, then back to the health food grind. #thanksgiving
Plastic plate with some gravy and potato dregs, clean for in the middle.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Not gonna lie, oomfies, I'm enjoying the holiday to the fullest :p #thanksgiving #diet #cheatday
Proper amy rose on the left: keep to your diet, you're doing well Goth, temptation Amy Rose on the right: it's Thanksgiving, stuff yourself on carbs
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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🤤😍
Amy in Rouge's clothes and makeup.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Y'know, outside of that God Pack I got in Celestial Guardians, I think this is my best pack yet. #pokemon #tcgpocket #pokemonsky #shiny #pokemontcgp
A pack opening with a full art corviknight and shiny geodude
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Stole this one, too. #fern #frieren #phat #goonsky
Fern from frieren bent over. Perfect hungry crack.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Stole this. #pokemon #legendsza #lida #emma #goonsky
A view of Lida and Emma from behind.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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What I've been rocking in #pokemon #legendsza
A frontal picture of my Pokemon trainer in Legends ZA. A red bewear sweater, black zig zag cargo pants, black chunky soul sneakers, and black tri finger gloves. A close up of my trainers face, showing off my peach colored round glasses, my orange lightning bolt earring, and black embroidered bucket hat. A back view of my trainer, showcasing the red and black butt pouch that ties the whole outfit together.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Almost 2 years. Spanish and chess. #duolingo
600 day learning streak with duolingo
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Did a ten pull on the new mega packs. #pokemon #tcgpocket #pokemontcg
Shiny alolan dugtrio Full art gothita Full art rillaboom
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A melting, blushy face with heart eyes
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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It's time for unhealthy life decisions.
A bottle of bacari 8 year dak rum.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Well, Nana's about to have some grand children.
A dragoness holding up a twink boy failure. "I am going to breed with this human right now! May his boy failure whimpers echo to the other side of the valley as I drain him of all his seed!" "Could we do it without you announcing it to the entire town sometime?" "How will the gods know when to look if I don't proclaim it?" "I...it's just...my nana lives nearby..."
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I'm a 3 :p obvi, since I'm a Snorlax.

Which are you? And which do you like?
A depiction of 6 guy bodies 1 2 and 3 are less muscular to fat 4 5 and 5 are more muscular to fat
October 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Nope, they're both big. Gimme.
Two pictures of the same big breasted girl, the left is lean and athletic while the right is thicc and chubby. It's supposed to give commentary on how big breasts on big women is expected and not appreciated as much as big breasts on a skinny woman. The commentary is wrong, lemme show you my appreciation.
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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I do both. 😈
A picture with two buttons. One side says "being praised and called a good girl" The other says "being humiliated and called a filthy slutty girl" A red skinned horned woman below dabs the sweat from her brow, blushing, as she breathes heavily
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Bloodborne with big red text saying "new kink discovered"
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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*cough*
A man looking at this computer with binoculars, his erection also gazing at the monitor, both with red bass boasted eyes to show arousal
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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A new playmate for her, though he can be a bit sleepy.
Snorlax with morning wood
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I am looking not respectfully in the slightest In fact I'm drooling violently.
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Four RPGs to get to know me.

Wanna share yours?
The poster for Alpha Protocol, a spy espionage RPG released on the 360 Pokemon y, from the 3ds Mass effect 2 poster, showing shepherd, Miranda, and thane Unicorn Overlord poster, showing the expansive cast.
October 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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SHINY FUCKING DARKRAI LETS GO

#pokemon #tcgpocket #pokemontcg #shiny
Shiny Darkrai from the deluxe ex pack in TCG pocket
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM