Snowball Monkey
@snowballmonkey.bsky.social
I am a simple monkey. I have a snowball and am waiting to throw it.
#afcb
#afcb
Ay Yo, Mr. Simon. That one stung.
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ay Yo, Mr. Simon. That one stung.
As far as I can tell, the only court to address whether "narcoterrorists" could be considered in an "armed conflict" with the U.S. has rejected that argument.
#Hagueseth
#Hagueseth
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As far as I can tell, the only court to address whether "narcoterrorists" could be considered in an "armed conflict" with the U.S. has rejected that argument.
#Hagueseth
#Hagueseth
If it doesn't split, you must acquit.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If it doesn't split, you must acquit.
It's called a Bosch Baby, T.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's called a Bosch Baby, T.
Found these napkins way back in a kitchen cabinet and really never expected to ever feel Klondike Bar nostalgia.
October 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Found these napkins way back in a kitchen cabinet and really never expected to ever feel Klondike Bar nostalgia.
Russell Vought: 49
Brendan Carr: 46
Emil Bove:43
Brendan Carr: 46
Emil Bove:43
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Russell Vought: 49
Brendan Carr: 46
Emil Bove:43
Brendan Carr: 46
Emil Bove:43
What if, and hear me out, the President is a first rate pussy.
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What if, and hear me out, the President is a first rate pussy.
Justice Kavanuagh painted such interactions like this. You could almost call it . . . white-washing.
September 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Justice Kavanuagh painted such interactions like this. You could almost call it . . . white-washing.
Uhm, it appears that the U.S. President is declaring war on one of the country's premier cities.
September 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Uhm, it appears that the U.S. President is declaring war on one of the country's premier cities.
Tan fucking suit.
August 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tan fucking suit.
The head of FEMA, David Richardson, finally showed up in Texas today. He explained he would have showed up sooner but he had been holed up in a marathon Tony Soprano poker game.
July 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The head of FEMA, David Richardson, finally showed up in Texas today. He explained he would have showed up sooner but he had been holed up in a marathon Tony Soprano poker game.
Just went back and watched the 60 Minutes interview of Jeff Bezos in 1999.
Somewhere along the way the likeable nerd that still drove a "perfectly good Honda," became the guy that buys a $500M yacht.
Somewhere along the way the likeable nerd that still drove a "perfectly good Honda," became the guy that buys a $500M yacht.
June 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just went back and watched the 60 Minutes interview of Jeff Bezos in 1999.
Somewhere along the way the likeable nerd that still drove a "perfectly good Honda," became the guy that buys a $500M yacht.
Somewhere along the way the likeable nerd that still drove a "perfectly good Honda," became the guy that buys a $500M yacht.
They're from 29 Palms not Camp Pendleton. Drunks make mistakes.
June 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They're from 29 Palms not Camp Pendleton. Drunks make mistakes.
It's nostalgic to look back to when we thought that this was as low as they could go.
May 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's nostalgic to look back to when we thought that this was as low as they could go.