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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 10h

I made the dough and drank a beer in the shower instead. Why do I start these projects on weekdays?

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13h

Enough is enough. I'm going to make empanadas and drink beer in the pool.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13h

"sophisticated, advanced" -- put it on my gravestone!

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 13h

i thought these mf-ers lived for a well-regulated militia (which antifa is not lmao)

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 17h

So fucking INFURIATING when the stupid MAHA report specifically cites PFAS exposure in children INCLUDING drinking water.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 17h

'crucified like a dog' is not a thing

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Eric Trump: "You saw what Jake Tapper did to Lara Trump. She said what everybody knew and everybody was saying and he came out and crucified her like a dog. They have tried to kill us at every road."

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18h

Deeply unserious people.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18h

Are a lot of pregnant rabble rousers entering the United States?????????

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18h

You might have heard that a lot of pregnant ladies in Texas are getting turned away from the ER, actually.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 18h

"the hospital should get more money for you than some gross illegal gal" is WILD to me

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19h

It’s a knockout. Fragrance is generally our main souvenir and we got these in an amazing shop in San Francisco ♥️

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19h

Really should have included these as well. The one on the left is actual heaven in a bottle. I bought it for my husband but it’s mine Nov-March 😂

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19h

💥

Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 19h

JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19h

I need fall to arrive in Houston so I can start wearing some of my faves.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 19h

Could not be more pumped to see that Mindy beat this literal ballsack Pruhs. Ballsack included for reference, circled in red, courtesy of my pal in Fairbanks 😂

A picture of former Fairbanks mayor Pruhs with a prominent bulge displayed in his tighty whitey jeans posing with tighty whitey righties (except Kawasaki, who is cool).

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 1d

I was a bartender for ~15 years and I worked in a liquor store in Fairbanks, Alaska (WHERE YOU WILL SEE IT ALL) and I have never in my life seen this bottle.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

y'all dont remember this

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 1d

Josh is in Utah on a work trip and got an amazing shot of last night's moon over a....rock. (Butte? Outcrop? Who cares, it's pretty.)

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 1d

isn't that a gatorade flavor

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Rep. Chuck Grassley tells Bondi "Arctic Frost" (whatever that is) was "worse than Watergate"

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 2d

I watched that one a few days ago so I can’t remember his name but I do believe he was an attorney. And I *loved* him, he was great on camera.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

To be clear this is not sarcasm.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

Dateline always delivers. Double-breasted deep-V vest AND striped shirt/coordinating pocket square AND a fedora on top of a deep, dark Coppertone tan and bright-white veneers?

Trust: earned.

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

They get exactly what they are doing and it’s flawless.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

A nice me day.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

Last (?) pool beer of the year.

Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 3d

It is! Citrus usually goes in the compost but a half a lime or lemon usually makes the freezer bag cut. More than that is overpowering! I made a cocktail so just tossed it in, I don’t feel like walking out back 😂

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