Matt Hartley
@snowyaruba.bsky.social
#coys
i try to forget it, it comes back to me
tied to the pulse of the sea
i try to forget it, it comes back to me
tied to the pulse of the sea
Had no idea that Thursdays were such a great day to catch up with former MLS guys. CBS Golazo has shown me Shaqiri, Trusty, and EPB's teammate Swiderski who had a penalty saved.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Had no idea that Thursdays were such a great day to catch up with former MLS guys. CBS Golazo has shown me Shaqiri, Trusty, and EPB's teammate Swiderski who had a penalty saved.
Who do I talk to about adding Get Innocuous to all the Halloween playlists? It's a creepy ass song, practically a reconstructed horror movie soundscape.
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who do I talk to about adding Get Innocuous to all the Halloween playlists? It's a creepy ass song, practically a reconstructed horror movie soundscape.
If you're playing Palinha
Your shins will know pain
He's not into passing
But you can't dribble away
If you like strolling through midfield
My friend, not today
If the Lane needs a late goal
Joao saves the day
Your shins will know pain
He's not into passing
But you can't dribble away
If you like strolling through midfield
My friend, not today
If the Lane needs a late goal
Joao saves the day
-sigh- I really want to make a song for Palhinha set to Escape (The Piña Colada Song) but I just don’t think it can be done. #COYS
Joao Palhinha: Lovely equaliser on Saturday, brilliantly effective player in some games, but does he need to play alongside Bentancur in home games when Spurs have to take the initiative?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you're playing Palinha
Your shins will know pain
He's not into passing
But you can't dribble away
If you like strolling through midfield
My friend, not today
If the Lane needs a late goal
Joao saves the day
Your shins will know pain
He's not into passing
But you can't dribble away
If you like strolling through midfield
My friend, not today
If the Lane needs a late goal
Joao saves the day
Archie Gray losing his man in the tunnel. Not a great sign.
August 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Archie Gray losing his man in the tunnel. Not a great sign.
Two hours of free time and #NWSL on ABC?
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Two hours of free time and #NWSL on ABC?
The Son news strengthens my feeling that Bilbao was an ending, not a moment to push on from. I think Frank will do fine in that “finish between 4th and 8th with a cup semi final” sort of way while we wait to see which of the kids develop.
August 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Son news strengthens my feeling that Bilbao was an ending, not a moment to push on from. I think Frank will do fine in that “finish between 4th and 8th with a cup semi final” sort of way while we wait to see which of the kids develop.
No loan for Vuskovic this season, we need to keep him around for the Llorente super sub role.
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
No loan for Vuskovic this season, we need to keep him around for the Llorente super sub role.
Inscrutable Chip Thursday was on the cards, but I opted for one of the seasonal Lays flavors. As punishment, my pickle has been given the Stephen Beisty treatment instead of the preferred spear cut.
May 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Inscrutable Chip Thursday was on the cards, but I opted for one of the seasonal Lays flavors. As punishment, my pickle has been given the Stephen Beisty treatment instead of the preferred spear cut.
Alas, a negative GD.
May 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Alas, a negative GD.
This has to be the greatest CL tie of all time. Absolutely bonkers.
May 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This has to be the greatest CL tie of all time. Absolutely bonkers.
Nice to see Solanke's hard work to win the corner pay off with the goal.
April 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nice to see Solanke's hard work to win the corner pay off with the goal.
I am feeling very targeted being exposed to a Maggie Rogers/Sylvan Esso cover of Anthems for a Seventeen Year-Old Girl.
April 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am feeling very targeted being exposed to a Maggie Rogers/Sylvan Esso cover of Anthems for a Seventeen Year-Old Girl.
I would like a sub soon, Ange.
April 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would like a sub soon, Ange.
Scrutable Chip Thursday. This was the best-selling flavor according to the store manager.
April 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Scrutable Chip Thursday. This was the best-selling flavor according to the store manager.
Very pleasing goal by Bologna. That throughball was nicely weighted.
April 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Very pleasing goal by Bologna. That throughball was nicely weighted.
If the midfield isn’t going to control the game, might as well go four forwards and maximum vertical chaos. Not unexpected, but disheartening. #coys
April 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If the midfield isn’t going to control the game, might as well go four forwards and maximum vertical chaos. Not unexpected, but disheartening. #coys
Inscrutable Chip Flavor Thursday:
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Inscrutable Chip Flavor Thursday:
This feels like Hero Ball from everyone. Bergvall, VdV, Maddison. Keep it simple, keep it moving at speed. Except goal kicks. Take a fucking second and let people move so there aren't 8 players in the box.
March 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This feels like Hero Ball from everyone. Bergvall, VdV, Maddison. Keep it simple, keep it moving at speed. Except goal kicks. Take a fucking second and let people move so there aren't 8 players in the box.
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Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...
February 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...
Two matches in a row with a head wound. That's some form of consistency, I suppose.
February 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Two matches in a row with a head wound. That's some form of consistency, I suppose.
Really nice work by Kulu to win that corner. He looks dead on his feet already.
February 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really nice work by Kulu to win that corner. He looks dead on his feet already.
It’s a good day when I get to enjoy a Nerd League Soccer/Money Stuff crossover.
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s a good day when I get to enjoy a Nerd League Soccer/Money Stuff crossover.
Really appreciate Sarr’s goal for the aesthetics, but also that it prevented Spurs winning a league game by one goal.
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Really appreciate Sarr’s goal for the aesthetics, but also that it prevented Spurs winning a league game by one goal.