SnozzWanger
@snozzwanger.bsky.social
Stunned it’s come to this and incredibly apologetic for my state inflicting MTG upon the world. 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈
Gud bevare Grønland og Gud bevare Danmark! 🇬🇱 🇩🇰
Gud bevare Grønland og Gud bevare Danmark! 🇬🇱 🇩🇰
For your 2025 consideration as both
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For your 2025 consideration as both
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
Double Entendre of the Year &
The Best Lede of the Year.
A masterpiece, plain and simple.
They issued orders that were perfectly legal only they didn’t issue the orders but totally could have it’s just one guy on a boat somewhere did it on his own which he was completely allowed to do since no one above him said to kill those dirty, evil, druggie rats we absolutely did not at all murder.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They issued orders that were perfectly legal only they didn’t issue the orders but totally could have it’s just one guy on a boat somewhere did it on his own which he was completely allowed to do since no one above him said to kill those dirty, evil, druggie rats we absolutely did not at all murder.
I dunno, Fox News - looks a lot more like a 9th Cabinet Meeting was happening around Trump.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I dunno, Fox News - looks a lot more like a 9th Cabinet Meeting was happening around Trump.
Tuesday December 2, 2025
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tuesday December 2, 2025
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
President Donald Trump woke up this morning and decided to not release the Epstein Files for the 316th time.
🇺🇸
The President, House GOP, Dr Oz, RFKj? ALL made promises about the tax cuts for the rich & the BBB.
5 months ago.
LMFAO
Premium notice from my Part D provider 5 days ago (7x increase), the new copay schedule today.
My 2026 Medicare Part D will cost
5 TIMES MORE THAN MY TOTAL SSD.
#SaveACA #Medicare
5 months ago.
LMFAO
Premium notice from my Part D provider 5 days ago (7x increase), the new copay schedule today.
My 2026 Medicare Part D will cost
5 TIMES MORE THAN MY TOTAL SSD.
#SaveACA #Medicare
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
TLDR: Benny Johnson calls Trump ‘daddy’ in his dreams and (despite all evidence to the contrary) ‘President of the world’ in public
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
TLDR: Benny Johnson calls Trump ‘daddy’ in his dreams and (despite all evidence to the contrary) ‘President of the world’ in public
Not entirely Bondi’s fault, though. Those ball room stages and extra bathrooms aren’t going to fill themselves, you know.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not entirely Bondi’s fault, though. Those ball room stages and extra bathrooms aren’t going to fill themselves, you know.
Can’t shake the nagging feeling that it might be time for a reboot, although the new tamed, at heel CBS is probably a non-starter.
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Can’t shake the nagging feeling that it might be time for a reboot, although the new tamed, at heel CBS is probably a non-starter.
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
CW maybe? Comedy Central?
Really, @washingtonpost.com? Republicans had ‘plans’ to replace Obamacare?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Really, @washingtonpost.com? Republicans had ‘plans’ to replace Obamacare?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
For 9 years the GOP’s promised ‘concepts of a plan’ to replace the ACA. They’ve made repeated efforts to ELIMINATE it, but never proposed anything to REPLACE it.
Now you say they had PLANS?
Why didn’t they tell us?
Hungry children. Cancelled travel. Unanswered phones. Unsafe food.
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hungry children. Cancelled travel. Unanswered phones. Unsafe food.
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
But ICE Troopers? Paid.
Corey Lewandowski & @KristiNoem had @DHSgov buy 2 Gulfstream G700 private jets for $200m, too.
And 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes the airline didn’t own | The Guardian
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Falsified ‘medical reports.’
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Falsified ‘medical reports.’
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Fabricated White House ‘updates’.
Fake orange ‘tan’.
Donald Trump within years will be just a reeking, orange smear on our history.
Sadly, news today Cornell now wears an orange smear too - NOTHING they produce henceforth will come free of suspicion & presumed bias.
Funny, right? Seriously!
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Funny, right? Seriously!
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
In real life there’s just no way the anthropomorphic giant pimple would ever actually say that to Donald!
He’d just pass the ketchup bottle.
The older he gets the closer he drifts towards Stolen Biography, where instead of calling out the false parts it’s the honesty that’s pointed out, like gold flakes in a pan of sand.
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The older he gets the closer he drifts towards Stolen Biography, where instead of calling out the false parts it’s the honesty that’s pointed out, like gold flakes in a pan of sand.
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
(I honestly think this has been magnified by prolonged proximity to JD.)
Ridiculous.
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
October 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ridiculous.
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
Simply ridiculous to think that’s Trump’s Dump.
Where’s the red velvet upholstery? Where is the gold spray paint?
Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE FILES?
NONE of our new, un-uniformed, masked, unidentifiable, armed ‘agents’ on DHS’ ICE payroll have been trained. They don’t know the laws, the rights of those ‘detained’; they zip tie children, destroy private property, & many apparently know nothing at all about their firearms.
And deport dishwashers.
And deport dishwashers.
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
NONE of our new, un-uniformed, masked, unidentifiable, armed ‘agents’ on DHS’ ICE payroll have been trained. They don’t know the laws, the rights of those ‘detained’; they zip tie children, destroy private property, & many apparently know nothing at all about their firearms.
And deport dishwashers.
And deport dishwashers.
Idly wondering if Trump’s stolen more money from charities than he’s ever given.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Idly wondering if Trump’s stolen more money from charities than he’s ever given.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
Thinking I probably already know the answer.
Thinking that’s doubtful.
Doubtful at best.
Doubtful at best.
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Thinking that’s doubtful.
Doubtful at best.
Doubtful at best.
You guys getting desperate to meet your quotas? Or just running out of restaurants, farms, & bars to empty?
You got billions & unapologetically arrest, detain, assault & tear gas, American citizens.
No wonder you’re demanding local, real police protect your armed & completely untrained ‘agents.’
You got billions & unapologetically arrest, detain, assault & tear gas, American citizens.
No wonder you’re demanding local, real police protect your armed & completely untrained ‘agents.’
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You guys getting desperate to meet your quotas? Or just running out of restaurants, farms, & bars to empty?
You got billions & unapologetically arrest, detain, assault & tear gas, American citizens.
No wonder you’re demanding local, real police protect your armed & completely untrained ‘agents.’
You got billions & unapologetically arrest, detain, assault & tear gas, American citizens.
No wonder you’re demanding local, real police protect your armed & completely untrained ‘agents.’
I.C.E.’s new National secret police - masks; no uniforms, badges, or ID; no warrants; no marked vehicles; no jurisdictions - are spending $1Million running tv commercials in Atlanta recruiting real law enforcement officers to join them.
The entire premise of the ads is a lie.
DHS ALWAYS LIES.
The entire premise of the ads is a lie.
DHS ALWAYS LIES.
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I.C.E.’s new National secret police - masks; no uniforms, badges, or ID; no warrants; no marked vehicles; no jurisdictions - are spending $1Million running tv commercials in Atlanta recruiting real law enforcement officers to join them.
The entire premise of the ads is a lie.
DHS ALWAYS LIES.
The entire premise of the ads is a lie.
DHS ALWAYS LIES.
Tell me again how declaring parallels with MAGA & The Handmaid’s Tale are melodramatic hysterics, GOP.
While you’re at it tell me why the man charged with America’s healthcare knows almost nothing about women, reproductive health, or the inherent right to birth control, ‘replacement rate’ be damned.
While you’re at it tell me why the man charged with America’s healthcare knows almost nothing about women, reproductive health, or the inherent right to birth control, ‘replacement rate’ be damned.
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Tell me again how declaring parallels with MAGA & The Handmaid’s Tale are melodramatic hysterics, GOP.
While you’re at it tell me why the man charged with America’s healthcare knows almost nothing about women, reproductive health, or the inherent right to birth control, ‘replacement rate’ be damned.
While you’re at it tell me why the man charged with America’s healthcare knows almost nothing about women, reproductive health, or the inherent right to birth control, ‘replacement rate’ be damned.
Only sometimes - be fair to his Lardship! Really - Nobody could ever have not done what he did, doing things for people who did do like he didn’t do and nobody does anymore!
He told us so.
He told us so.
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Only sometimes - be fair to his Lardship! Really - Nobody could ever have not done what he did, doing things for people who did do like he didn’t do and nobody does anymore!
He told us so.
He told us so.
Add 2 days to the WhiteHouse.gov Shutdown Stunt & that’s how long it’s been since REPUBLICANS QUIT & scampered off scared on vacation- 2 days early, avoiding Epstein files votes & ANY dialogue around averting shutdown.
Speaker JOHNSON QUIT early, tucked tail, & raced home- 2 days BEFORE the shutdown
Speaker JOHNSON QUIT early, tucked tail, & raced home- 2 days BEFORE the shutdown
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Add 2 days to the WhiteHouse.gov Shutdown Stunt & that’s how long it’s been since REPUBLICANS QUIT & scampered off scared on vacation- 2 days early, avoiding Epstein files votes & ANY dialogue around averting shutdown.
Speaker JOHNSON QUIT early, tucked tail, & raced home- 2 days BEFORE the shutdown
Speaker JOHNSON QUIT early, tucked tail, & raced home- 2 days BEFORE the shutdown
I find I still think about this sometimes.
Marje just provides a 💯 perfect demonstration of maga’s typical response to widespread criticism - NEVER even consider altering what you say or do, attack whoever is reporting what you said or did, because obviously THEY are the problem.
Marje just provides a 💯 perfect demonstration of maga’s typical response to widespread criticism - NEVER even consider altering what you say or do, attack whoever is reporting what you said or did, because obviously THEY are the problem.
September 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I find I still think about this sometimes.
Marje just provides a 💯 perfect demonstration of maga’s typical response to widespread criticism - NEVER even consider altering what you say or do, attack whoever is reporting what you said or did, because obviously THEY are the problem.
Marje just provides a 💯 perfect demonstration of maga’s typical response to widespread criticism - NEVER even consider altering what you say or do, attack whoever is reporting what you said or did, because obviously THEY are the problem.
Where do you even try to start?
Poor Zoey.
Poor round ma’am. Poor Danny.
Long live the round ma’am Zoe!!
Poor Zoey.
Poor round ma’am. Poor Danny.
Long live the round ma’am Zoe!!
September 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Where do you even try to start?
Poor Zoey.
Poor round ma’am. Poor Danny.
Long live the round ma’am Zoe!!
Poor Zoey.
Poor round ma’am. Poor Danny.
Long live the round ma’am Zoe!!