2BDAMNED
so-help-me-maker.bsky.social
2BDAMNED
@so-help-me-maker.bsky.social
it/its
leads the anti auditor agency
protecting nevada is my side hustle
MY EMPLOYEES:
@dei-is-best | @nevadas-nightmare
Oh, pride month is almost over. Oh well, I’ll pull out all the stops next year- promise.
June 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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now everyone has to look at MEE
March 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
lmaoooo
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
twisted fucking cycle path
March 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ugh. tired. i stayed up all night.
March 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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ive never killed anyone
March 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
to the abnormal yet highly endearing hank, i’m working on a way to get to you.

to my hank, im going to leave you be. you have no further use for me. i’m deleting your email address.
March 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
hank :)
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hmph. maybe i'll find a way to collect that hank, and leave mine in the hands of the auditor. the other one is much more tolerable anyhow.
March 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
why are there so many hanks
March 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
gay ppl in my room :/
March 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i kind of like that hank. theyre a very intriguing person. when deimos comes back i'll ask him how to hop timelines.
March 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
so ive been feeding the strays (3 cats, very nice animals) and it turns out they werent strays at all? anyway im going to be killing their owner for abandoning them
March 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ugh. is hank still with auditor? what a stupid fuck. i hope auditor kills him.
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
do i look like docpreg georg to you
Pregnant Doc? Happens more times than you think…
March 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
yeah lol
DID DOC JUST SNIPE ME?????????????
March 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
big fan of how neither of the hanks ive met are normal by any stretch but you can tell which one learned emotional maturity
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
good lord my timeline's hank is so obnoxious. i'm not bringing him back next time he dies.
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i feel fucking ill. ugh, it was probably the ice cream. thought it was lactose free- but nope! hank is henceforth banned from delivering my food.
March 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i can fucking smell the rot of my next-door neighbor's corpses. i should really dispose of them...
March 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
can the aahw stop slipping pamphlets under my door? im tempted to open the door one day and shoot the grunt in the face.
March 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
can my employees (well, an alternate version of him, i guess) stop getting pregnant. first sanford, now this.
yeah, okay. i had a daughter. whatever. not that surprising. can we stop talkin' about her like that
March 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
cursive font is fun lol
March 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM