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god's weakest twink ✨
@soakednoodles.bsky.social
🐉🍜 Vent/IRL AD side account of someone you know ;)
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hey hi hello!! this will probably be a placeholder until I get my fursuit at some point in the near future but expect to see:

- being unbashedly horny w/ other accounts
- cute twinks :3c
- venting (expect a LOT of this lmfao)
- probably no hogposting until 🔒 but we'll see!!
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for my birthday all my oomfs with fat uncut cocks should send me a video of them PISSING tbh uvu
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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*door stopper fx*

slow mo is always so fun to play with...
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*door stopper fx*

slow mo is always so fun to play with...
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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puppy bathroom lovers
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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[cw: watersports, piss 🍋]

the cool thing about hiking all the way out in the woods is that you can just go anywhere you want... ;3

comm for @galeboomer.bsky.social 💕
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
for my birthday all my oomfs with fat uncut cocks should send me a video of them PISSING tbh uvu
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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puppy got new undies :3

#murrsuit #nsfw
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ugh this thing takes forever to fill up dude
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
hmmm i wonder if i should post that video of me blasting fat ropes here
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Here's the nibbler
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Turned on all night
Get hot
That's a fire hazard

#fursuitfriday
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
need someone to take care of this while i wfh.... ugh...
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
should film more ws stuff in my fursuit teehee
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
been feeling kinda weird and forlorn today but i don't think i can truly be fwb with people because i have attachment issues... i feel like i have so much capacity for love with nobody to really channel it to i guess
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
tang hulu beer with hotpot in my undies goes pretty hard ngl
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Well if you're just gonna stare I may as well give you a better view :3c

#fursuirfriday
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Here is the Marking Kinktober piece for Fynath and Momo. Looks like Fynath got outcompeted in the drinking contest.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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It's the first time for one of them.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Do you think this is a good angle of me?~ ✨
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey, wanna get silly together? 💕
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
need more twinks in my dms..
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Nothing like some beers on the beach, letting the breeze blow over you~ So cheers let’s relish the moment~ 🍻

It’s been a long time coming but she’s finally done, redesigned one of ky oldest OCs Coventina and yall im in love! I hope you all like her just as much too!

#nsfw #furrynsfw #pubes
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Let's snuggle together in the sun 💕
#fursuitfriday
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
raeny seems to be between a hard spot ... 😵‍💫
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
they're doing this to me at the function 😵‍💫
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM