The man had some good points about presenting yourself well, then he was like, "you've gotta be really uptight," or whatever.

No fun allowed.

If i rub two brain cells together right now, my hair will catch on fire.

Oops, that's just a blender! Why is that man British! We bought 287 pounds of fresh fruit!

Anyway, I'm watching the fifaE world cup, and I'm sure this is how people who know all the rules to baseball feel

GNN was a net positive on the world and I have absolutely no idea who was making it at the time because it's been like a decade since that was a website