first day as a hot air balloon instructor. i put cold air in it. fuck my stupid fucking life

They asked me to drop a sick beat, but I just started coughing everywhere

Being sick sucks. I just want to play games

For all my flights so far, I've switched from a window seat to a middle seat so that the other person can take care of their child/elder.

I was given a can of cool ranch doritos by the flight attendant, so I guess it was worth it.