There's a difference between being annoyed and going from "Everything is great" after Man City to "Everything is fucked" after Spurs.

Everyone losing their heads every time we drop a point is driving me mad.

SpouseHole? Might need to workshop a different name.

Damn you.

"When we've finally said goodnight (to the in-laws!)
'cause we've all had enough of their shit (by 7:30!)
and there's fuck all on TV to watch ('cause of Murdoch)
We'll grab the booze and get off our tits"

* Sighs *
You've got my brain started now.

"and the fire is electric because of Thatcher
And everything is fucking closed
And I'm here, with in-laws, stuck at home"

Some things will never change.

There's a section in the engine room that's creepier than anything in Resident Evil or Alien Isolation. You're stuck in a room with a crazy guy, something bad has happened to him but you don't know what. You'll hear him screaming and running around, but you never see him.

That should have been done all along, but it hasn't and it won't. Close a system of abuse in 99% of places and they'll move to the 1%. There is no legal way of dealing with them that they won't buy their way out of.

I'm waiting for just one of the ballless reporters to stand up for themselves and tell him to fuck off.

The only people suitable for public office are exactly the kind of people who want nothing to do with it.

The I stands for Ian.

Ian Frankenranken.

I guess that's why the creature is so angry.

Villager: What's your name?

Frankenranken: I... err... my creator didn't give me one.