I mean I just like PB more and don’t love soggy bread. But as long as your way works for you, I’d say it’s not wrong!

One knife. Peanut butter on both pieces of bread, wipe it off on the side of the bread. Then jelly on one of the PB slices, and wipe on the sides again.

Then eat, crusts first, saving the middle goodness for last.

My nominee will always be My Adventures with Santa. It’s low budget and I only know about it because parts were filmed on my street, but the acting is bad and the plot is nonsensical. But, the real issue is that Santa seems pro-elf slavery, but not as social commentary, just no one noticed.

Additional context for any non-Michiganders: Michigan budget is due 10/1 and there seems to be little progress @rickpluta.bsky.social

Is it evangelical Antichrist? Because that just might be OG Jesus and I’d be OK with that.

JKR is a butt but so is Nate Silver.